NaMo replies !

In a letter to Narendra Modi , Arvind Kejriwal raised three issues / questions , viz :,

>  If you were to become PM , will you reverse the decision on gas price  ?

>  As a PM , what will you do to bring back the black money stashed in

    Swiss bank accounts  ?

>  Who is financing BJP's election campaign ?  Is it Reliance  ? What is the

    nature of your " relationship " with Mukesh Ambani  ?

No one - Arvind included - expects NaMo to reply

But , if NaMo was bent upon committing a " Political Harakiri " ,  his reply would be short - and sweet - as follows :

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Dear Arvindji

Thank you for writing

I am glad that you consider my chances of becoming the next PM , to be so very high . It came as a breath of fresh air after listening to all those " gallies " from lowly Congress Netas

Of course , by envisaging me as the next PM of India , you have run the risk of being called , the B team of BJP  !

But then , how can I  stop an Aam Aadmi like you from dreaming  !

In a normal course , I would have liked to answer your letter , only AFTER , I became the PM ( - since , RTI would , in any case , oblige me to do so  )

However , since I consider you to be my " friend " ( - isn't " enemy of your enemy , a friend  " ?  ) , here are my very relevant answers to your equally irrelevant questions

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Q:  1

Of course , not  !

Q:  2

Of course , yes  !

Since every MP of BJP has signed an affidavit , saying he / she has not stashed away , any black money in Swiss banks

So , obviously , all the black money lying in Swiss banks , must belong to the Congressmen - no  ?

(  please note : I have no knowledge  of any banks other than Swiss banks )

Q:  3

Everyone knows who finances BJP's election campaign  !

Same guys who are financing the election campaigns of Congress , SP , BSP , DMK , AIDMK , BJD , RJD , TMC , CPI (M) ..etc etc

Since they have smaller donations , they are better placed to answer your questions

I am taking the liberty to forward to them , copies of your letter , with a request to send their replies to you directly . In future, send copies yourself

As to my relationship with Mukesh is concerned  -  he is just a friend

 Haven't you heard , " A friend in need is a friend indeed "  ?

with regards ,

Yours Transparently ,

Narendra Modi

PS :

In case you are planning to sit on a dharana outside my office in near future , I am not attending CM's office for the next 3 months

Why didn't you do the same ?

Lastly - please do not leak out my reply to a certain TV anchor ( you know who ) , who  , unashamedly digs out historical facts ,  to embarrass   my party spokespersons like Meenakshi Lekhi / Smriti Irani etc .

Very un-gallant  !

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*   hemen   parekh  (  23  Feb  2014  /  Mumbai  )