Since he could not ask Narendra Modi these questions in
person , I believe Arvind has sent these to NaMo by courier
I just overheard NaMo dictating a reply to his secretary
, which went somewhat like this :
Q 1... When will you raise KG Basin gas price to $
16 ?
A 1... Not
immediately
Q 2... You are
buying solar energy at high prices
A 2.... Sunlight
is expensive in Gujarat
Q 3.... How do
you claim Agri growth rate is 11 % ?
A 3....
Gujaratis maintain duplicate books of account , where 1+1=11
Q 4.... Will you
shut down all small industries in the country and handover
to
select business houses ?
A 4.... Even
Ambani / Adani empires are a mere 1 % in size of big World
Corporations . Who says they are big
?
Q 5.... How do
you claim there is no corruption in Gujarat ?
People are
talking otherwise !
A 5... Kuchh to log kahenge
/
Logo ka kaam hain kahena !
Q 6.... Couldn't
you find 2 honest persons for your ministry among 6 crore
Gujaratis ?
A 6... Yes , we found Mahatma Gandhi and Sardar
Patel
But
they are unwilling to join !
Q 7... Comment on your relationship with Mukesh
Ambani
A 7.... In politics , there are neither permanent
friends nor permanent
enemies. Only permanent interests
Q 8... How do you claim there is no unemployment in
Gujarat ?
A 8... Even an " Employed " Gujarati is
always doing some personal " part
time
" business on the sideline . And all , so-called " Unemployed "
Gujaratis
are " self-employed " ! Ha
! Ha !
Q 9... Can an educated , self-respecting person
survive on Rs 5,300 ?
A 9... Of course , he can
Aren't you surviving without ANY salary for past 3 / 4 years ?
People say , despite being " Self respecting " , you are
" thriving " !
Q 10... With such an education system , how can
country progress ?
A 10... All
Gujaratis are " self educated " at home . Why go to school ?
Remember , what eminent philosopher / mathematician Alfred
Whitehead , wrote in his seminal book , " Aims of Education "
?
" Only education worth its name is Self -
Education "
Q 11... Under such circumstances , why are you making
claims of providing
good
health services in Gujarat ?
A 11.... If we
were not , why would doctors from around
the World , call
our
Anand , the " Surrogate Capital of the World " ?
Our
medical services are so good that Medical Tourism is booming !
Q 12... In the last few years , 800 farmers have
committed suicide in
Gujarat and you have stopped all subsidies to farmers
A 12... Suicide - rate amongst Gujarati Farmers is no
worse than these
rates amongst Gujarati Dowery-Brides , Gujarati Jobless , Gujarati
Labour , Gujarati Minorities etc , which are , in turn , on par with
similar
rates in other states .
Q 13... When you are not even giving power connections
to farmers , then
why
are you making hollow claims on providing electricity ?
A 13... So what is the big deal ?
Haven't
we given to all of them " Internet " connections to watch
my
holographic 3-D projections online ? Don't
make a mountain
out
of a mole-hill !
Q 14... You have snatched away farmers' lands and
given to industrialists
at
cheap rates
A 14... Bullshit ! Farmers who sold their lands to
TATA-NANO in Sanand ,
are
all driving around in MERCs and AUDIs !
Q 15.... No water for Kutch . Why this
discrimination ?
A 15... If there is plenty of water in Kutch , Pak
Terrorists will infiltrate it
everyday ! Surely you know that
across the Kutch border in Sind -
Pakistan , there is no water . Humm ! A business opportunity !
Q 16... Land of Sikhs in Gujarat . Why not take back
your court case ?
A 16.... How can I get a " clean cheat "
unless and until , Supreme Court
appoints a SIT ?
TV ANCHORS ,
Fill free to air this " Scoop of the Week "
in your " Big Debate " etc
I am sure Jai Narayan Vyas and Gopal Rai would happy to
answer
And , in person , too !
* hemen parekh
( 08 March 2014 / Mumbai )
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