Tuesday, 1 April 2014

Sun Never Sets



A few decades back , it was said ,



" The sun never sets on the British Empire "


No matter where on Earth the sun shined , there was a piece of land that was part of the British Empire


In modern day India , soon it will be a case of ,


" Sun never sets on the Election Commission's Empire "


Not difficult to see why


>  Out of 545 MPs , some 163 ( 30 % ) are facing criminal cases


I go on to assume that ,


>  Out of a total of 4131 MLAs , a similar 30 % are facing criminal cases


That is , some 1,239 MLAs


A grand total of 163 + 1239 = 1,402 legislators


Now , let us further assume that , only 30 % of this 30 % , are facing " Serious " criminal charges , where , if convicted , they will get a prison term of 5 years or more


That is 1402 * 30 % = 420  ( believe me , a sheer coincidence ! )


Once convicted , they will be disqualified as MP / MLA , creating that many vacancies  ( just wait for NaMo / Lok Pal to assume office and for the " Caged Parrot " to become a " Soaring Eagle " )


All of this ( simplistic ) arithmetic translates into following election scenario :


QUALIFYING  ELECTIONS  ( ONCE IN  5  YEARS )


>   545 MPs

>   4131 MLAs



REPLACEMENT  ELECTIONS  ( THROUGHOUT  5  YEARS )


>  48  MPs  ( Serious Crimes - 30% of 163 )

>  372 MLAs ( Serious Crimes - 30 % of 1239 )



Rejoice , my Countrymen ( and Women ) ,


You will get to exercise your birth-right ( to Vote ) , everyday  !


Voting is the opium of the masses  !



*  hemen  parekh  (  02  April  2014 / Mumbai  )


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