What would they name it ?

Mahatma Gandhi named his autobiography ,

"  My  Experiments  with  Truth  "

If some of our politicians were to author their own biography ( - even if actually written by ghost writers ) , what would they name it  ?

Here is my guess  :

>  Man Mohan Singh...............     In Search of Silence

>  Sonia Gandhi....................     The Guns are Booming

>  Robert Vadra ( Kin-politico )..  From landless to landlord in 40 days

>  Suresh Kalmadi...................  The Game Theory

>  Pawan Bansal  ....................  Toofaan  Mail

>  Shriprakash Jaiswal.............   The Dark Matter Underground

>  Ashwini Kumar....................  Superior to Supreme

>  Kapil Sibal..........................  Two-timing Lawyer

>  P Chidambaram..................   Re-Count  to  Re-Instate

>  Kamal Nath ......................    A Road Less Travelled

>  Prafulla Patel.....................    Gone with the Wind

>  A Raja.............................     Last Come , First Served

>  Dayanidhi Maran.................  Quid- pro- Quo

>  Kanimozi...........................   Father Knows Best

>  Jayalalithaa........................  Heaven - for those who touch my feet

>  Mamta Banerjee................    The Triumph of the Lawless

>  Narendra Modi..................... Gujarat - that is India

>  Arvind Kejriwal.................... AK-49 and lesser Weapons


>  Mayawati......................     Maya and Maya-Jaal

Feel free to add to the list

In case they decide to come out with their biographies , one thing is certain

Royalty percentage will need to be the same - or more - than the percentages that they are used to get so far  !

And , the branding rights will be sold separately  !

What with the way current Lok Sabha elections are going , most of these Netas will have plenty of time on hand to pen their travails  !

Don't miss the next year's Jaipur Literature Festival 

*  hemen  parekh  (  30 April 2014 / Mumbai )