Tuesday, 13 May 2014

48 hours to NaMo



In another 48 hours , exit polls will become obsolete when election results start pouring in

And as the sun rises in the sky on 16th May , usual games will play-out on TV channels

*   CLAIM  GAME

   In this game , the main players will be the leaders of BJP and its pre-poll allies

All of these leaders will claim personal credit for BJP's victory - without appearing to offend the Great NaMo  !

They will tell the TV anchors  :

There never was any doubt that we will win

We had told you so , all along

NaMo wave was unstoppable

People were fed up of UPA's failures

This is the beginning of the end of the Dynasty Rule
We will not be vindictive ( - except in case of RSVP  !  )

We gracefully accept the mandate given to us by people to bring in Good Governance

People want Gujarat Model replicated all over India and we will do it


*    BLAME  GAME


    This game will be played by leaders of Congress and its UPA allies

They will try to hide their faces on TV channels ( - now I understand why police cover up the faces of alleged culprits ! )

But if caught unaware by those intrepid roving journalists / cameramen , they will mumble in inaudible voices  :


We humbly accept the verdict of the people

We honour their wishes ( though much against our wishes  !  )

We will play the role of a responsible opposition ( - but make no mistakes , at every small opportunity , we promise to disrupt the working of the Lok Sabha , better than what BJP ever managed  )

RSVP had nothing to do with our defeat

Our Working Committee / Parliamentary Board will examine the reasons why people dumped us ( - and find some scapegoats ! )

After all , we have been playing this game for over 65 years and know too well that you cannot fool all the people all the time  !

You win some , you lose some

We will emerge stronger by 2019  "



*   AIM  GAME


   This game will be played out by the Third Front political leaders whose only " Aim " was to remain " Relevant " in the Lok Sabha  !

These leaders will be saying  :


As a Third ( rate ? ) Front , we have emerged stronger

So what , if we cannot form the Government  ?

We cannot even agree on who is our Prime Ministerial candidate !

But can't you see that we are M-powered  ? ( Maya / Mamta / Mulayam ) - with 3 potential PMs  ?

As always , we will continue to provide NaMo , our " Issue - based " support  ( - the only issues  being , withdrawal of all scam-related cases / disproportionate assts cases  / CBI investigations,
etc , against our Behenji / Didiji / Netaji  )

And of course , grant of " Special Status " to W.Bengal / Bihar / UP / Tamil Nadu / Odisha / Seemandhra  etc
 

On 16th , switch on your TVs to witness the  " Grand  Finale  " !


*  hemen  parekh  ( 14 May 2014 / Mumbai )


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