India desperately needs some new units of its currency ( Rupee)
Here is why :
· 2G Scam ………………………. Rs 1.76 [Lakh Crores]
· Fodder Scam ……………….. Rs 1[Thousand Crores]
· Stamp Paper Scam ……… Rs 3 [Ten Thousand Crores]
· Wakf Land Scam ………… Rs 2 [Lakh Crores]
· Maharashtra Loan Scam ..Rs 6 [Lakh Crores]
· Coal Scam …………………….. Rs 10 [Lakh Crores]
· CWG Scam …………………. Rs 3.5 [Ten Thousand Crores]
· NHRM Scam ……………… Rs 1[Ten Thousand Crores]
· Iron Ore Scam ……………..... Rs 5 [Lakh Crores]
Here are my suggestions for these new units of currency :
· Rs [One Crore] …………… = One [Forget]
· Rs [Ten Crore]…………………. = One [Kala]
· Rs [Hundred Crore]……………= One [Lala]
· Rs [Thousand Crore]…………..= One [Raja]
· Rs [Ten Thousand Crore]……...= One [Jaya]
· Rs [Lakh Crore]…………………… = One [Maya]
· Rs [Crore Crore]………………….=. One [Jaga]
Acceptance of my suggestion will simplify the lives of Editors / TV Anchors and make it easy to prioritize CAG / CVC / CBI reports.
There is a business opportunity to start,
· A TV channel called …………… Scams Now
· A Newspaper called …………….Scams of India
With regards
HEMEN PAREKH
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