Speaking at a Start-Up event at San Jose ( California )
on 27th Sept, PM Shri Modi said :
" When each
of the 500 odd towns produce 10 Start-Ups and each of our 600,000 villages
produce six small businesses , on a regular basis , we will create an enormous
economic momentum and generate a large number of jobs in our country
I want to see the idea and spirit of Start Ups light up
the economies and the fortunes of people in rural India "
Entirely doable . Consider the following suggestion :
* Chinese biotechnology
firm BoyaLife and South Korea's Sooam Biotech , are constructing in China,
World's largest animal cloning factory
* Production
will start next year , with an initial capacity for one lakh cattle embryos a
year , growing to one million per year
* Dog ,
racehorse and COW embryos will be
produced
Obviously , BoyaLife will need to " rent out
" cow-wombs , to grow / nurture these embryos
And that is THE OPPORTUNITY , to be seized by our rural
Start-Ups !
By setting up , " Surrogate Cow Farms " of 10
cows each
Then renting out these cow-wombs to BoyaLife , for $
1,000 per surrogacy ( In city of Anand - Gujarat , human wombs can be rented
out for $ 15,000 )
One million cow-wombs will earn these rural Start Ups ,
$ 1,000 million / year !
At 10 cows per Start Ups , 100,000 Start Ups will be
born !
Raising our EXPORT earnings by $ 1,000 million !
And nothing should stop these rural Start Ups from
importing embryos of Dogs and Racehorses , and then re-exporting fully grown
pets to Europe / America !
I only hope , some MORAL POLICEMEN do not start a
controversy by shouting :
" How can
we allow our holy Indian cows , to bear the unholy Chinese cattle embryos in
their wombs , when we just banned our surrogate human mothers to carry the
embryos of Foreign citizens ? "
Of course , it is another story that these very same
" moralists " have no love lost for the prostitutes who are forced to
" rent out " their very human bodies , in order to survive !
One last request to the concerned Ministers /
Secretaries in NDA government :
Please , include these " Surrogate Cow Farms
" in your definition of Start Ups in your proposed
" Start Up Policy
Document "
It is another matter that , each and every jobless individual
( not earning a salary from some other individual or organization ) , and
struggling to become self-employed , qualifies as a Start Up
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hemen parekh
27 Nov 2015
B2BmessageBlaster
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