The Hidden Numbers

Times of India ( 13,July 2012 ) provides following figures for our MPs / MLAs , facing criminal cases :

Ø  Total number of MPs / MLAs involved………………………………….. 1,450

Ø  Those facing serious criminal charges……………………………………   641

Ø  Cases involving charges for :

·        Rape…………………………………………….  6

·        Murder………………………………………… 140

·        Attempt to murder……………………. 350+

·        Dacoity………………………………………. 75

·        Kidnapping………………………………….90

·        Theft……………………………………………145

But Times of India does not provide figures of how many are charged with

·        Stealing time of Parliament / Assemblies

·        Holding entire Nation to ransom

·        Blackmailing the country

I presume that will be all of the 4,896 MPs and MLAs !

With regards

hemen  parekh

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And “ Submit resume / register / remember User IDs  / Passwords / login / apply online “, on each of those job sites, day after day.

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IndiaRecruiter.net

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Google  ……………………………………  1  /   2.5  Million results

Yahoo  ……………………………………..  4  /   18.7  Million results

Bing  …………………………………………  3  /   929,000  results

  

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Hemen  Parekh

BUT WILL THERE BE JOBS?

As per an estimate prepared by the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development ( OECD ) , the total pool of graduates in the world is expected to expand from 129 million in 2010 to 204 million in 2020 ( graduates between 25 and 34 years of age )

In 2020 , which countries will lead in this expanding army of graduates ?

•   China  ………………………………..  59.2  Million  (  29  %  )

•   India  …………………………………  24.5  Million  (  12  %  )

•   USA   ………………………………..   22.4  Million  (  11  %  )

•   Russia ……………………………….  14.3  Million   (  7    %  )

•   UK ……………………………………..  8.2  Million    (   4   %  )

•   Rest  …………………………………. 75.4  Million   (  37  %  )

Indian scenario (2011), looks as follows :

• Gross Enrollment Ratio ( 18-23 years old )……………… 16  %

• Graduate  % age  of population  (  “           ) ………………  8  %

• Graduates with B.A Degree ………………………………………….33 %

• No of Universities  ………………………………………………………  523

• No of Colleges   ……………………………………………………………. 33,000

• Students graduating / year  ……………………………………….  3.5 Million

• Engineers graduating  /  year  ……………………………………   1.0  Million

• Unemployed registered with Employment Exchanges…   41  Million

• % age of “ Employable “ graduates ( one estimate) ……10 %

But will there be jobs  ?

Hemen  Parekh

Our very own Taliban ?

Why worry about foreign-based Taliban ?

We have our very own – in the form of Khap Panchayats ( self-declared village bodies ) to worry about

Proof :

A few days back , Khap Panchayat of Asara village ( Baghpat district of Uttar Pradesh ) , issued following “ diktat “ :

Ø  Women below the age of 40 shall not use mobiles

Ø  Women will cover their heads whenever they leave home

Ø  Women shall not opt for a love marriage

But what good is a “ diktat “ without laying down punishment for “ diktat breakers “ ?

Punishment :

Ø  Ex-communication from the village

Apparently , Asara village Khap belongs to  the moderate Taliban

In similar cases of violation of their diktats , other Khaps have supervised the public killing of the lovers !

And these are the Khaps which will not hesitate to build a temple of Durga Mata to “ honor “ the Motherhood !

Ultimate Irony  :

Response of Chief Minister Akhilesh Yadav ( a Master’s Degree holder in Environment Engineering from Australia ) :  “ If this is what Khap decided , then it must be in the interest of the villagers “

With regards

hemen  parekh

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Underachievers All

Don’t blame an individual

It is the entire Central Cabinet

Here is proof ( as provided by DNA / 05, July 2012 ) :

Ø   To “ manage “ overflowing wheat stocks – presumably to prevent its rotting in open under rains – Central Cabinet has decided to export 20 lakh tons of wheat , at an export price of Rs 12,400 / ton

Ø   Now , considering that it costs Central Government , Rs 16,500 / ton to buy / transport / stock that wheat, this would amount to “ subsidizing “ the foreign buyers by Rs 4,100 / ton.

Ø   USA has warned the commerce ministry that it cannot sell wheat below the MSP at which it buys from Indian farmers

I await the day when our 400 million poor people muster the courage to warn the “ Underachievers “ :

“ Forget the export

1.6 million children cannot be allowed to die of starvation every year

( 24,365 in Maharashtra alone during 2011-2012 )

Don’t wait till 2014 National Elections . If you do , you will be swept into the dustbin of history ! “

With regards

Hemen  Parekh

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A TALE OF TWO MINISTERS

• Sunil  Dutta

When he was the Minister for Sports and Youth Affairs in the Central Government a few years back , he allotted Rs 25 lakhs from his MPLAD fund ( Member of Parliament Local Area Development Fund ) , for development of a garden at Marol  ( Mumbai ) – his constituency.

Today , hundreds of slum-dwellers relax in this garden every evening , to get away from the unhygienic surroundings of their 100 sq. ft , tin-roofed “ homes “ ,  and get some fresh air

• Akhilesh  Yadav

Yesterday ( 3^rd July 2012 ) , he announced in UP Legislative Assembly that ,

·     MPLAD Fund amount is being increased from Rs 125 Lakhs to 150 Lakhs

·     All MPs can use the additional Rs 25 Lakhs to purchase a car for personal use

         What next ?

Unlimited amount of free petrol / diesel for all 403 MPs of UP, so that no one need to worry about petrol price raises?

  

Hemen  Parekh

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?

From a report in Times of India [ 13, July 2012 ] :

• During last year , British people left “ unworn “ , 1,700,000,000  items of clothing ( approx. 28 items per person )

• Approx 1/3 rd of these “ unwanted “ clothes ( 430,000 tons ) ended up in landfills ( garbage dumps )

• Total cost of these “ unworn “ items was British Pounds 30 billion

• That means , during last year , on an average , every British person threw away , brand new clothes worth,

·     Pound ……… 484

·     Dollars……….757

·     Rupees…….. 41,624

(more than per capita income of 1.2 billion Indians  !)

• And this is a country with

·     4,500,000  unemployed

·     $ 200  billion of budget deficit

I suppose these ( no doubt ) imported garments must be helping the Chinese Economy !

Hemen  Parekh