Election Commission will announce the results of Lok
Sabha elections on 16th May
And , declare open the Marriage Season
Marriages of convenience - no doubt !
Both , NDA and UPA will fall short of absolute majority
, by 50 - 100 seats
Floor Managers and Business Brokers will swing into
action to weave a complex web of Mergers and Acquisitions ( M & A )
Independent candidates will offer themselves for Rs 50
Crores
( Remember the
movie , " Dulhaa Beekta Hain "
? )
Party offices of smaller parties will carry the banners
,
" Sale !
Sale !
{ Except that
this is not , a " Going out of
Business " sale
It is a , "
Getting into Business " sale ! },
We are selling honesty , integrity , honour , conscience
, morals , ethics , self-respect , party-name
etc . You name it - we got it !
Here are our going " Market Rates " :
* For 10 seat support................. 2 seats of Minister of State
* For 20 seat support ............... 2 seats of
Cabinet Minister
* For 30 seat support .............. Minister of Industry + Minister of Trade
"
Yesterday's sworn enemies ( who wanted to dispatch you
to Pakistan or jump into Indian ocean ) , will suddenly become " Bosom Friends "
" Enemy of enemy " will cease to be a friend
" Friend of a Friend " who sells-out to
opposition , will become an enemy !
Like the annual ritual of the Jain Community (
Kshamapana ), saleable Dulhaas , will beg Kshamaa ( forgiveness ) of everyone they abused during the past one
year
They are chanting :
* Let us forget
the insults and forgive each other
* Let us not be
vindictive and let loose the " Caged Parrot " / ED etc
* Let us work as
a team to quadruple our assets ala Jamaai-Raja
* Let us reward
the people who voted us to power , with "Broken Promises"
* Let the " Winter-of-Conflict " be over on 12th May
* Let the " Summer -of - Swindle " begin on 16th May
PEOPLE OF INDIA ,
Is it any surprise that the " Greatest Circus on
the Earth " is followed by the " Weirdest Horse-trading on the Earth " ?
And even if you don't like horses , don't insult other
animals such as Dogs , Monkeys , Rats , Elephants etc , by naming this trade
after them !
You are damned if you vote : damned if you don't !
hemen parekh
( 04 May
2014 / Mumbai
)
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