Deal No 1 >
We charge 0 % Tariff when you Export
Your Prisoners to India
Background :
Ø Killing
Two Birds with One Stone ? …………………..
11 Feb 2017
Extract :
Trump said :
“ Modiji ,
will you help me out with these 120 lakh illegal
immigrants by housing them permanently in your country and I will neither cut
back on the number of H1B visas to Indian companies , nor raise the salary from
$ 60,000 to $ 130,000 per year ? “
Fortunately , our PM too like you ,
comes from a Gujarati business community and like you, never misses an
opportunity for conducting a profitable “ Dhandha “
in the most unlikely of circumstances !
Modiji would say :
“ Trump Bhai ,
Thank you for your offer but I too ,
am fighting many State elections right now , where I have to make some
brand NEW PROMISES to the
voters , who have this bad habit of remembering my earlier promise to
deposit Rs15 lakh in each
person’s bank account by bringing back the BLACK
MONEY stashed abroad
If you help me fulfil that promise ,
we can surely make a “ Win-Win “ kind of a deal “
And since you like to “ fix things “
by “ making deals “, Trump would say :
“ Modiji,
“ Deal making is in my blood , so
what is your price ? “
Expect Modiji to point out that ,
just two years back, Norway paid to Netherland , Euro 25 million per year, to
house – and look after – 242 Norwegian prisoners in Norgerhaven Prison ,
located in Netherland
That works out to approx. Rs 75 lakh per prisoner per year
And Modiji knows that ,
Ø USA is a much richer country than
Norway
Ø You too have to fulfil promises that
you made to American voters
Annual cost per detainee at Guantanamo: More than $10 million
{ http://www.humanrightsfirst.org/resource/cost-guantanamo }
So here is what you can expect to
hear :
“ Trump Bhai ,
We will accommodate all of
those 120 lakh illegal
immigrants ( - without even questioning your definition of illegal ) , in
specially constructed prisons in our country
To look after them , you will pay us
just Rs ONE CRORE per prisoner per year
That is Rs 120
lakh*crore per year
( - all the BLACK and WHITE currency
notes deposited in banks since demonetization amount to Rs 15 lakh*crore )
Of course , you will need to pay ,
Rs 30 lakh*crore, as advance ( we need this to
construct some 1 LAKH prisons , under our Low Cost Affordable Housing Scheme )
Rs 30 lakh*crore , on the beginning of each
quarter ( 1st April / 1st July etc ) “
Upon hearing this , Shri Trump is
ecstatic and goes speechless for a few seconds !
When he recovers , he says :
“ Modiji ,
It is a deal !
You are a true friend - in the nature
of a friend in need is a friend indeed
See , I am all for outsourcing of
the RIGHT KIND – just
misunderstood !
You have given me an idea to
outsource maintenance of all of our Nuclear Missiles to my another friend Putin .
He is even cheap - at Rouble ONE MILLION
per missile per year !
I pulled America out of TPP , so that I can make BI-LATERAL trade agreements with each
country
This outsourcing agreement with India
, will pave the way many more of such mutually beneficial deals “
My note :
I do hope our Construction
Industry and our Hospitality Industry will lobby hard to realize their fondest
dreams !
Fast Forward by
8 years ( April 2025 ) :
Extract :
US President Donald Trump has reiterated his claim he is open to sending 'violent' American criminals to El Salvador
prisons. In an interview with Fox Noticias, Trump said
the prison in El Salvador could be used "for our own violent
criminals".
"He's made it a very safe place," Trump said of El Salvador
President Nayib Bukele, whom he welcomed to the White House on Monday.
"People go, and they feel very secure and safe. He's also built one but
also other prisons. Very big ones, and we're
using his system because we're getting rid of our criminals from out of the
United States that were allowed to come
in by Biden."
"We're getting them out, and the president is helping us with that
— President Bukele. So, I was very
impressed with him, very, very impressed," Trump added.
When asked by Fox's Rachel Campos-Duffy if the
prison could be used for "our own violent criminals," Trump replied
that it was possible, saying it could be implemented for what he referred to as
"homegrown" offenders.
US
pays El Salvador $6mn to house Venezuelan gang members in controversial prison
deal
Extract :
The US will pay El Salvador $ 6 mn ( approx. Rs 540 Crore ) to
imprison approximately 300 individuals for one year, with renewal options,
according to reports by the Associated
Press ( approx. Rs 1.8 cr / person / year )
The CECOT, a $ 70 mn facility opened in 2023 with a capacity for 40,000 inmates, stands at the centre of this initiative.
El Salvador is offering this jail to foreign governments, with particular interest
from the United States, where annual expenditure on correctional facilities
reaches $ 80.7 bn for public institutions and $ 3.9 bn for private facilities
( Approx. Rs 765,000 Crore / year )
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Deal No 2 > We
will charge USA only Rs 2 lakh / Illegal Indian Immigrant
Context :
Trump
says he wants to give money and flight tickets to immigrants who 'self-deport'
Extract :
U.S. President Donald Trump said
he wants to give money and an
aeroplane ticket to any immigrant who is in the country illegally who chooses
to “self-deport,” and work to get
those who are “good” back in the US, a break from his usual hardline
immigration rhetoric.
But
for others in the US illegally, he said, he's going to implement “a self-deportation program.”
Mr. Trump offered few
details about the plan, including timing, but said the U.S. would provide
immigrants airfare and a stipend.
“We're going to give them a stipend. We're going to
give them some
money and a plane ticket, and then we're going to work with them — if they're good — if we want
them back in, we're going to work with them to get them back in as quickly as
we can,” Trump said
Dear Piyushbhai :
Here is another opportunity to earn some dollars – this time by
IMPORTING from USA ( not exporting to USA )
In past 3 months, Trump bhai returned to India , approx. 600 illegal
Indian Immigrants , by putting them on Amritsar bound flights, in US military
planes
It cost him, approx.. Rs 4 lakh per returnee !
Now , the estimate of “ Illegal Indian
Immigrants in USA “, varies from a low of 220,000 to a high
of 700,000
These are 2022 figures. Very
likely , as of now this figure could well be 10 lakh
At Rs 4 lakh per person , sending back 10 lakh persons ( in US military flights ),
would cost USA, Rs 4,000 CRORE !
Piyush bhai :
How about telling Trump :
“ Hey Trump bhai ,
Just pay me Rs 2 lakh per person .
In our own Air India flights, I will evacuate
1 lakh Indians per month
You will save Rs 2,000 crore !
What do you say ? This is a “ limited
time offer “
If you shake hands , by end of this month , I offer you 10 % DISCOUNT on my
price of Rs 2 lakh / person
Regards,
Hemen Parekh
www.HemenParekh.ai / www.My-Teacher.in / www.HemenParekh.in / 17 April 2025
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