Hi Friends,

Even as I launch this today ( my 80th Birthday ), I realize that there is yet so much to say and do. There is just no time to look back, no time to wonder,"Will anyone read these pages?"

With regards,
Hemen Parekh
27 June 2013

Now as I approach my 90th birthday ( 27 June 2023 ) , I invite you to visit my Digital Avatar ( www.hemenparekh.ai ) – and continue chatting with me , even when I am no more here physically

Wednesday, 16 April 2025

Hey , Piyushbhai : In USA-BTA, make these Deals


Deal No 1 > 

We charge 0 % Tariff when you Export Your Prisoners to India


Background :

Ø  Killing Two Birds with One Stone ?  ………………….. 11  Feb  2017

 

Extract :

Trump said :

“ Modiji , will you help me out with these 120 lakh illegal immigrants by housing them permanently in your country and I will neither cut back on the number of H1B visas to Indian companies , nor raise the salary from $ 60,000 to $ 130,000 per year ? “

Fortunately , our PM too like you , comes from a Gujarati business community and like you, never misses an opportunity for conducting a profitable “ Dhandha “ in the most unlikely of circumstances !

Modiji  would say :

“ Trump Bhai ,

Thank you for your offer but I too , am fighting many State elections right now , where I have to make some brand NEW PROMISES to the voters , who have this bad habit of remembering my earlier promise to deposit Rs15 lakh in each person’s bank account by bringing back the BLACK MONEY stashed abroad

If you help me fulfil that promise , we can surely make a “ Win-Win “ kind of a deal “

And since you like to “ fix things “ by “ making deals “, Trump would say :

“ Modiji,

“ Deal making is in my blood , so what is your price ? “

Expect Modiji to point out that , just two years back, Norway paid to Netherland , Euro 25 million per year, to house – and look after – 242 Norwegian prisoners in Norgerhaven Prison , located in Netherland

That works out to approx. Rs 75 lakh per prisoner per year

And Modiji knows that ,

Ø  USA is a much richer country than Norway

Ø  You too have to fulfil promises that you made to American voters

Annual cost per detainee at Guantanamo: More than $10 million

     { http://www.humanrightsfirst.org/resource/cost-guantanamo }

 

So here is what you can expect to hear :

“ Trump Bhai ,

We will accommodate all of those 120 lakh illegal immigrants ( - without even questioning your definition of illegal ) , in specially constructed prisons in our country

To look after them , you will pay us just Rs ONE CRORE per prisoner per year

That is Rs 120 lakh*crore per year

( - all the BLACK and WHITE currency notes deposited in banks since demonetization amount to Rs 15 lakh*crore  )

Of course , you will need to pay ,

      Rs 30 lakh*crore, as advance ( we need this to construct some 1 LAKH prisons , under our Low Cost Affordable Housing Scheme )

      Rs 30 lakh*crore , on the beginning of each quarter ( 1st April / 1st July etc ) “

Upon hearing this , Shri Trump is ecstatic and goes speechless for a few seconds !

When he recovers , he says :

“ Modiji ,

It is a deal !

You are a true friend - in the nature of a friend in need is a friend indeed

See , I am all for outsourcing of the RIGHT KIND – just misunderstood !

You have given me an idea to outsource maintenance of all of our Nuclear Missiles to my another  friend Putin . He is even cheap - at Rouble ONE MILLION per missile per year !

I pulled America out of TPP , so that I can make BI-LATERAL trade agreements with each country

This outsourcing agreement with India , will pave the way many more of such mutually beneficial deals “

My note :

I  do hope our Construction Industry and our Hospitality Industry will lobby hard to realize their fondest dreams !


Fast Forward by 8 years ( April 2025 ) :


'Would love to do': Trump open to sending violent American criminals to El Salvador prisons. What does US Constitution say?

Extract :

US President Donald Trump has reiterated his claim he is open to sending 'violent' American criminals to El Salvador prisons. In an interview with Fox Noticias, Trump said the prison in El Salvador could be used "for our own violent criminals".

"He's made it a very safe place," Trump said of El Salvador President Nayib Bukele, whom he welcomed to the White House on Monday. "People go, and they feel very secure and safe. He's also built one but also other prisons. Very big ones, and we're using his system because we're getting rid of our criminals from out of the United States that were allowed to come in by Biden."

"We're getting them out, and the president is helping us with that — President Bukele. So, I was very impressed with him, very, very impressed," Trump added.

When asked by Fox's Rachel Campos-Duffy if the prison could be used for "our own violent criminals," Trump replied that it was possible, saying it could be implemented for what he referred to as "homegrown" offenders.

US pays El Salvador $6mn to house Venezuelan gang members in controversial prison deal

Extract :

The US will pay El Salvador $ 6 mn ( approx. Rs 540 Crore ) to imprison approximately 300 individuals for one year, with renewal options, according to reports by the Associated Press ( approx. Rs 1.8 cr / person / year )

The CECOT, a $ 70 mn facility opened in 2023 with a capacity for 40,000 inmates, stands at the centre of this initiative. 


El Salvador is offering this jail to foreign governments, with particular interest

 from the United States, where annual expenditure on correctional facilities

reaches $ 80.7  bn for public institutions and $ 3.9 bn for private facilities

( Approx. Rs 765,000  Crore / year )


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Deal No 2 > We will charge USA only Rs 2 lakh / Illegal Indian Immigrant

Context :

Trump says he wants to give money and flight tickets to immigrants who 'self-deport'

Extract :

U.S. President Donald Trump said he wants to give money and an aeroplane ticket to any immigrant who is in the country illegally who chooses to “self-deport,” and work to get those who are “good” back in the US, a break from his usual hardline immigration rhetoric.

But for others in the US illegally, he said, he's going to implement “a self-deportation program.”

Mr. Trump offered few details about the plan, including timing, but said the U.S. would provide immigrants airfare and a stipend.

“We're going to give them a stipend. We're going to give them some money and a plane ticket, and then we're going to work with them — if they're good — if we want them back in, we're going to work with them to get them back in as quickly as we can,” Trump said

 

Dear Piyushbhai :


Here is another opportunity to earn some dollars – this time by IMPORTING from USA ( not exporting to USA )

In past 3 months, Trump bhai returned to India , approx. 600 illegal Indian Immigrants , by putting them on Amritsar bound flights, in US military planes

It cost him, approx.. Rs 4 lakh per returnee !

Now , the estimate of “ Illegal Indian Immigrants in USA “, varies from a low of 220,000 to a high of 700,000

 These are 2022 figures. Very likely , as of now this figure could well be 10 lakh

At Rs 4 lakh per person , sending back 10 lakh persons ( in US military flights ),

would cost USA, Rs 4,000 CRORE !


Piyush bhai :


How about telling Trump :


“ Hey Trump bhai ,

Just pay me Rs 2 lakh per person

In our own Air India flights, I will evacuate 1 lakh Indians per month

You will save Rs 2,000 crore

What do you say ?  This is a “ limited time offer “

If you shake hands , by end of this month , I offer you 10 % DISCOUNT on my

price of Rs 2 lakh / person

 

Regards,

Hemen Parekh

www.HemenParekh.ai  /  www.My-Teacher.in  /  www.HemenParekh.in / 17 April 2025

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