A few decades back , it was said ,
" The sun never sets on the British Empire "
No matter where on Earth the sun shined , there was a
piece of land that was part of the British Empire
In modern day India , soon it will be a case of ,
" Sun never sets on the Election Commission's
Empire "
Not difficult to see why
> Out of 545
MPs , some 163 ( 30 % ) are facing criminal cases
I go on to assume that ,
> Out of a
total of 4131 MLAs , a similar 30 % are facing criminal cases
That is , some 1,239 MLAs
A grand total of 163 + 1239 = 1,402 legislators
Now , let us further assume that , only 30 % of this 30
% , are facing " Serious " criminal charges , where , if convicted ,
they will get a prison term of 5 years or more
That is 1402 * 30 % = 420 ( believe me , a sheer coincidence ! )
Once convicted , they will be disqualified as MP / MLA
, creating that many vacancies ( just
wait for NaMo / Lok Pal to assume office and for the " Caged Parrot "
to become a " Soaring Eagle " )
All of this ( simplistic ) arithmetic translates into following
election scenario :
QUALIFYING ELECTIONS ( ONCE IN 5 YEARS
)
> 545 MPs
> 4131 MLAs
REPLACEMENT ELECTIONS ( THROUGHOUT 5 YEARS
)
> 48 MPs (
Serious Crimes - 30% of 163 )
> 372 MLAs (
Serious Crimes - 30 % of 1239 )
Rejoice , my Countrymen ( and Women ) ,
You will get to exercise your birth-right ( to Vote ) ,
everyday !
Voting is the opium of the masses !
* hemen parekh
( 02 April
2014 / Mumbai )
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