GOOD NEWS : BAD NEWS

DNA ( 18^th Jan 2013 ) reports ,

·     Good News / Food Securuty Bill

·     National Food Security Bill is likely to be placed before Parliament in forthcoming budget session, under which,

·      800 million poor people ( 67 % 0f Indian population ) will each get ,5 Kg of rice or wheat or millet , every month for Rs 5 / 2 / 1 per kg

·     Hopefully , this will save those 1.6 Million children ( under age 5 ), currently starving to death every year. Better late than never !

·     May be we should hold National Elections every alternate year !

·     Bad News  /  Decline in Education Standards

·     Annual Status of Education Report ( 2012 ) found following decline in education standards :

      -------------------------------------------------------------

Students Tested…………Test……………% age of students who failed test in

     2010……………2011…………….2012

Class 3…………………… Read Textbooks

Of Class  1 ………….54.4 ………….59.7……………..61.3

Class 5…………………… Read Textbooks

Of Class  2…………….46.3……………51.8……………53.2

Class 5………………… Solve Division

Problems…………………  58.6…………….67.2………….77.4

As it is , India has the dubious distinction of having the largest illiterate population in the World – with or without Right To Education Act

Soon, we will also boast the largest “ Unemployed “ work-force in the World !

Hemen  Parekh

Guru-Speak

O , Mothers of Men
Mark my words :
Ignore your perishable body
Save your immortal soul
Blame your attitude
And change your outlook,
A rapist ceases to be a rapist
The moment you cry, Brother Dear
And fall at his feet.
Don’t venture out of home
And if you must , never alone,
Repeat after me :
“ I have no use for mobile,
Nor for a pair of jeans,
I will never wear a skirt
And go to hell for wearing shorts,
I will never give birth to a girl,
Or fall in love “
Chant my children
Chant a thousand times :
“ Guru is my Asha
And he is my Ram “
hemen parekh

But Democracy is a good thing !

The Girl is dead

India’s darling daughter is dead

But democracy is alive

And democracy is a good thing.

The womanhood is raped

Poor are starving to death

Farmers are committing suicide

But democracy is alive

And democracy is a good thing

Every day , 3279 children die of malnutrition

Even as millions of tons of grain

 Rot under sun and rain

Thousands die of tobacco smoke

But democracy is alive

And democracy is a good thing

Hundreds die in floods

Few thousands die crossing railway tracks

A million children die working for 18 hours

In dark / dungeon slave factories

Living on a slice of bread and glass of dirty water

But democracy is alive

And democracy is a good thing

Where else but in a democracy

Do people have a right

To vote / select their own Masters

Who , for the next five years, will

Ø  Silence them

Ø  Torture them

Ø  Maim them

Ø  Loot them

Ø  Rape them

Ø  Murder them

Cry, Beloved Motherland

And don’t stop crying

Till your tears sweep these tyrants into the Arabian Sea !

With utmost contempt

hemen  parekh

www.CustomizeResume.com

Jobs  for  All  =  Peace  on  Earth

A TRIBUTE

Dear Friend

Here is my tribute to the Delhi rape victim

Express your anguish , add your own verse ( and your name ) , at the end and forward to your “ Contact Group “ ( available in Outlook / GMail / Yahoo Mail etc )

Then request them to do likewise

Let , a million version of this tribute echo in the hearts on all Indians

  

But  Democracy  is  a  good  thing !

The Girl is dead

India’s darling daughter is dead

But democracy is alive

And democracy is a good thing.

Every year

21,000 mothers , daughters , sisters get raped,

Countless others burnt to dowry-death;

Poor starve or, shelter less

Freeze on footpath;

On each rainless day

A hundred farmers commit suicide

But democracy is alive

And democracy is a good thing

Each year , 1,600,000 children die of malnutrition

Even as millions of tons of grain

Rot under sun and rain

Thousands die of tobacco smoke

But democracy is alive

And democracy is a good thing

Hundreds die in floods

Few thousands die crossing railway tracks

A million children die working for 18 hours

In dark / dungeon slave factories

Living on a slice of bread and glass of dirty water

But democracy is alive

And democracy is a good thing

Where else but in a democracy

Do people have a right

To vote / select their own Masters

Who , for the next five years, will

Ø  Silence them

Ø  Torture them

Ø  Maim them

Ø  Loot them

Ø  Rape them

Ø  Murder them

Cry, Beloved Motherland

And don’t stop crying

Till your tears sweep these tyrants into the Arabian Sea !

Hemen Parekh 

I SIN >< U SIN

I SIN><U SIN

That could be the name of an android app ( I Seek It Now > < U Solve It Now )

To be developed by India’s Central Home Ministry for successful implementation of proposed,

“ Delivery  of  Services  Act “

The app will come pre-installed on those mobile phones which Government of India plans to distribute FREE , to some 400 million “ Poor People “ of India , before the 2014 National Election ( and on those 220 million Aakash Tablets )

Issuer will enter the Mobile No and that person’s Aadhar Card No, in a computerised central database , before issuing the phone

Hence , no need to login to the App , whose screen will read,

“ I wish to send my complaint to the following department :

• National Commission for Women

• Garbage Clearance

• Water Supply

• Electricity Supply

• Roads Repair

• Rationing ( Food Distribution )

• Police

• Bus Transport

• Railways

• Post

• Employment

• Education

• Irrigation

• Building Permits

• Revenue / Land Records

• Anti Corruption

• Other ……………………………………….etc

(List should not exceed 50)

Touching name of any department name will open a SMS message box where the user will type out his complaint ( in a language of his choice )

There will be option to speak-out and record voice message , for illiterate users

Touching SEND button will transmit the complaint and within minutes, user will receive SMS reply , giving,

• Name of Officer responsible

• Office Landline No

• Mobile No

• Email Id

• Complaint No

• Expected date of solving

Bingo !

Then publish online , a tabulation of departments , arranged in the descending order of the no of complaints received / cleared / pending!

This frugal innovation will bring in Good Governance all over India

Request Nandan Nilekani / Sam Pitroda to help out , even though they may be busy implementing my earlier suggested app , 

“ VotesApp “

I have no doubt that the political party which promises , “ I SIN >< U SIN “ ,  will get voted to power in 2014

Hemen  Parekh