Hi Friends,

Even as I launch this today ( my 80th Birthday ), I realize that there is yet so much to say and do. There is just no time to look back, no time to wonder,"Will anyone read these pages?"

With regards,
Hemen Parekh
27 June 2013

Now as I approach my 90th birthday ( 27 June 2023 ) , I invite you to visit my Digital Avatar ( www.hemenparekh.ai ) – and continue chatting with me , even when I am no more here physically

Sunday 19 January 2014

Thank you , Rajdeep Sirdesai !



Thank you for conducting that brutal interview of Arvind Kejriwal , Saturday evening


Normally , Arvind is a very reticent fellow


But you managed to rattle him  !


But for your penetrating questions , Arvind would not have volunteered to reveal on his own , the following  :



>  RESERVATION OF 90 % SEATS



    -  It is only for 28 colleges which are partially or fully funded by Delhi
        Government


        It is for ANY student ( from any state of India ) , who passes his / her
        10th standard from any Delhi school



>  FREE  WATER



     -  Only 20KL per month is free


        Our goal is to " Reduce Consumption / Conserve "


        Hence it makes sense to charge those who continue to consume more
        than 20 KL .


        If they want FREE , they must cut back on consumption  !


        Again it makes lot of Economic Sense , to give water free , only to
        those who have meters


        Lakhs of households will now get motivated to install meters !


        A very powerful incentive


        That will introduce " Measurement of Resource "



>  NO WATER IN SLUMS / UNAUTHORISED COLONIES


      -  This is a physical problem of laying 150 Km of new pipe-lines /
      installation of pumps etc


     No one asked Congress government re this for 15 years !


     It is totally unfair to expect AAP to do this in 15 days !




>  DIFFERING VIEWS / OPINIONS AMONGST AAP LEADERS



   -  This is what democracy is all about  !


   We encourage ALL to speak their minds without fear / reservations


   Ideas must flow unhindered


   We believe in brain-storming , not in suppressing views  !


   But ,


   PAC members / MLAs / Core Committee Members etc will need to toe the


   FINAL PARTY POSITION 

( arrived after fierce internal debate / evaluation /
   consensus ) in public , irrespective of their personal views



   As far as millions of ORDINARY MEMBERS are concerned ( including Capt
   Gopinath / Mallika Sarabhai etc ) , they are at liberty to criticize even the

   FINAL PARTY POSITION


   We impose PARTY DISCIPLINE , only on office bearers


   And since Vinod Binny is our MLA , he is bound by this internal CODE OF
   CONDUCT .


   He must leave the party , if he cannot comply




>  SOMNATH BHARATI TAKING LAW IN OWN HANDS



   -  If Delhi police won't act against drug mafia / sex racketeers , despite a
   pile of complaints from local citizens , then our ministers will come out on
   the streets , in support of the oppressed


   We will not hesitate to join their agitation / revolt against the corrupt  !


   Even Mahatma Gandhi , had to break the unjust British Laws


   We will do the same


   If we cannot change the law with the support of our MLAs , then we will
   break it with the support of the suffering public


   Make no mistakes about it  !




>  AAP ENGAGING IN ANARCHY / CHAOS / POPULISM




   -  Another TV channel editor said , we are continuing " Activism "


    Still another TV anchor says , AAP failed to graduate to " Governance "


   Use any - and all - adjectives you can , to describe our behavior / actions


   We are not guided / governed by  any " Ideology " ( Left / Right / Center )


   When we take any decision / action , we only apply " Gandhi Guideline " ,


   viz ;  " Will this help the poorest person ? "





>  AAP TAKING CONGRESS SUPPORT



  -  If they like , let them withdraw their ( unasked for ) support today


     Let there be re-elections


     People of Delhi will bring us back with 50 seats





>  CONTESTING LOK DABHA SEAT  ?



   -  I may , if Party asks me


    [  Arvind ,


        Whereas all the rest of your answers were most appropriate , this was
         the most disappointing  !


         If you succumb to the " wishes " of your colleagues , not only the
         people of Delhi , but of entire India , will conclude that ,


         #    You are an opportunist


         #    You are after power


         #    You cannot be trusted


          #   You have betrayed them  ]




Once again , thank you Rajdeep ,



But for your grilling , public would have continued to believe the canards being dished out by those pseudo - experts trying to drown out each other , on panel discussions / obsessions  !



*   hemen  parekh  (  20  Jan  2014  / Mumbai  )  

   

Friday 17 January 2014

ABC has spoken !



 Arrogant  Brahmin  of  Congress  ( ABC ) says,


"  You cannot be a PM

   Tea Vendor of India !



   You are destined to die a tea vendor

   And breed some more tea vendors

   Live in slums,

   You

   Who are a mere tea vendor

   Vegetable vendor

   Newspaper vendor

   Delivery boy

   Roadside cobbler

   Sweeper of the street

   Maid servant to my wife

   Ayah of my children ,



   You cannot be a PM  !



   You must continue to live

   In abject poverty

   And learn to survive

  On Rs 27 per day ( what we have fixed fairly ! )

  Drink 2 cups of tea

  And eat 2 slices of bread,

  Till you die of starvation

  Or choose to commit suicide

  (  Choice is yours  !  )



   But you cannot be a PM  !



   You may continue to die of dengue

   Or of malaria or TB

   Or a disease of your choice

   You,

   Who are a mere

   Dalit

   Backward Class

   Scheduled caste

   Manual Scavenger

   Harijan  ,  Bhangi

   Searcher of food in piles of garbage :


 
   Go jump into gutters

   Or in polluted rivers

   Stop dreaming of clean air

   Or a glass of clean water

   Inhale the acrid smell of chemicals

   Till your lungs corrode  !

   Don't sleep if you cannot

   On our freezing footpaths,



   But do not dream

   Of becoming a PM  !



   You stupid fool ,

   Learn well your

   Gita , Bible , Koran

   And when we slap you

   with an insult ( " You cannot be a PM " )

   Turn your other cheek  !


   And silently wait

   For rest of this Century

   ( a mere 86 years  ! )

   As you have waited

   For the past 66 years



  Till then

  Keep toiling

  In the dark dungeons called Dharavi

  ( we have one in every city )

  Or under the scorching sun

  Of our parched fields



  And if you won't vote for us

  Who cares  ?


  You

  Who are a mere 400 million ,

  Who cares for you  !



  How dare you dream

  To be our PM  ?


  A post that

  We

  The sycophants

  Have reserved for our exalted leader

  For eternity to come  !
 

  Didn't you hear our leader say ,

  Congress is idea

  Not an institution,

  And poverty is a state of mind  ?



  So , stop imagining the unimaginable


  You cannot be our PM - ever  "




  The  ABC  has spoken

  At the AICC session ,

  Now it is your turn to speak


  Vendors of India  !



  *   hemen  parekh  (  18  Jan  2014  /  Mumbai  )
    

  

Thursday 16 January 2014

The Midnight Drama



Bravo , Somnath Bharati


Bravo for that brush with the Delhi Police at midnight , yesterday


You managed to conclusively establish , what people of Delhi suspected all along , viz :,


>  If Delhi Police cannot care a hoot , even for a Minister , the poor stand no
    chance to get them to act on their complaints


>  Delhi Police are hand-in-glove with the drug mafia /  pimps / rapists /
    swindlers / murderers / smugglers / all anti-social elements


>  Delhi Police are the most corrupt department



DEAR  SOMNATH ,



Next time you conduct such a " surprise  raid " ,



>  do it in daytime


>  under the glare of 100 TV cameras


>  in the presence of the people of Delhi


>  telecast LIVE on news channels



TV editors will be too glad to oblige !


That is the only way to expose Police-Mafia nexus  !


Forget the proper procedures - which only succeed in alerting the Mafia  !


But don't expect things to change much till AAP manages to get FULL STATEHOOD status for Delhi , and make the Police report to the Delhi government , instead of the Central Home Minister


Of course , the Centre will do everything to prevent this  !


In the meantime , a word of caution to the Delhi Police :



Remember ,



>  Somnath  is only a symbol of people's anger / frustration


>  If you don't mend your ways fast , this anger will boil over


>  At that time , your lathis / tear gas / water cannons will not be able to
    control the people


>  People have witnessed what happened in Arab countries recently


>  They are desperate to try anything that they think , will get them justice


>  Do not stretch your luck


>  Next time you fail to act on their complaints - or a complaint of any
    Minister of Delhi government , you will run out of luck  !


>  With 2014 elections approaching fast , Congress Home Minister will not
     come to your aid - for fear of an anti - Congress wave over " Police
     Brutality "  ! 


    Remember , Ram Lila Maidan in 2011  ?



*   hemen   parekh   (  17  Jan   2014  /  Mumbai  )

 




    

Tuesday 14 January 2014

Suggestions for Better Governance



Here is a  PARTIAL  list of initiatives that may transform India - if successful


But let not " Fear of Failure " prevent us from undertaking a " Out of Box " thinking


In a democracy , people have a right to differ


Hence ,  many will not agree - but they must have their say


In the end , there is only ONE WAY to find what works - and what does not


BY  TRYING  OUT  !




 MY LIST  ( not in order of importance or priority ) :



>  Food Security Bill


>  Connecting 2.5 lakh  panchayats  thru broadband


>  Aakash Tablets for 220 million students


>  Lokpal Act  /  Delivery of Services Act ( " Magic Wand " App ? )


>  Bank Transaction Tax / Demonetization of Rs 1000 currency note


>  Aadhar Identification Card


>  Electoral Reforms / Right to Recall ( " VotesApp " mobile App ? )


>  CAG audit of Private Companies using Government resources


>  4G Wireless Internet all over India


>  Delhi Mumbai Industrial Corridor


>  Amritsar-Delhi-Kolkata Industrial Corridor


>  Natural Resources Allocation Policy


>  Political Party's Funds under RTI scrutiny


>  Social Media based marketing


>  Liberalization in FDI ( Entire economy - not just retail )


>  Direct Transfer of Subsidies to poor


>  Government funding of Elections


>  Interlinking of Major Rivers


>  " India Post Bank "  with 139,040 branches in Rural areas


>  Bank A/C for every adult by 2016


>  Divestment / Closure of loss-making / bleeding PSUs


>  Imparting skills to 500 million youth ( NSDC )


>  Sulabh  Sauchalaya




Here are my own suggestions :



>  BLACK MONEY


   * As incomes climb ( for an individual or for a corporate ), reduce taxation
     rates for each higher slab ( reverse of present system )

     Eliminate incentive for tax - evasion

     Reward honesty / efficiency  /  productivity

     Celebrate Wealth-Creators

     No more "Black Money " generators

     With such " Inverse Taxation " regime , we can

     expect Corporate and HNIs from all over the

     world , to pump in $ 100 billion worth of

     investment, EVERY YEAR , in our Infrastructure
  
     projects ! 



   *  Introduce Amnesty Scheme for black money declaration

       No questions asked ( re Source of funds ) for investment in specific
       Infrastructure Bonds , with tax - free interest for 10 years




>  JOBS



   *  With ever-increasing mechanization / automation in every sector of
       economy , there is no way , we can create 12 MILLION  new jobs ,
      either in Organized or Unorganized sectors , year after year

Creating just ONE job in these sectors , requires a

Capital Investment of Rs 1 million ( Ave )

Where can we find Rs 12 million million  ? 


      Our only hope lies in creating " SELF - EMPLOYMENT "


      To generate massive self - employment , provide generous , low interest
      loans and " Tax Free " income (up to Rs 5 Lakh/ year) for self-employed ( including Proprietary Firms )


   *  Create an " Online Job Exchange " to replace 943 existing physical
      Employment Exchanges , with 42 million current registrations



      Call it "  GLOBAL-RECRUITER "



      Require ALL  job-portals of India , to RSS feed into Global-Recruiter ,


      #  Every single job advt posted everyday( including current )

      #  Every resume posted everyday ( including current )


     Make these jobs and resumes " searchable " from ALL the job-portals ,
     irrespective of , on which job portal , these were posted

    
     After matching " JOBS " with " RESUMES " , Global Recruiter to send out
    daily Job - Alerts on the smart phones of the jobseekers , thru a mobile
    App ,  " MY JOBS " - against which , candidates can apply from mobile



   Make it mandatory for every Smart phone and Tablet sold ( or given away
   free ) in India , to pre-install " My Jobs " App


   And , most certainly , those 9 million Aakash - 4 tablets  for which tender

   opens on 28th Jan 2014




Will Narendra Modi  /  Rahul  Gandhi  /  Arvind  Kejriwal  etc , incorporate these , in their poll manifestos for April 2014 election  ?




*  hemen  parekh  (  15  Jan   2014  /  Mumbai  )     

Monday 13 January 2014

Transferring Cancer ?



Arvind Kejriwal's order to transfer 800 officers of Delhi Jal Board to other departments , is like trying to cure cancer by transferring it from one part of the body to another part  !


At worst , these officers will end-up spreading their corrupt practices to those other departments


At best , those other departments now will have , twice to thrice the number of tables to push the files around  !


Their current departmental efficiency / productivity of 10 % will further go down to 5 %  !


Perhaps , in the short term , Arvind had only this alternative to send out a message


What should he do next ?


Here is a suggestion :


>  Invite National Productivity Council  to carry out TIME & MOTION studies
     and WORK-SAMPLING studies , to set STANDARD TIMES for all activities
     / processes


>  Get IIT -Delhi , to monitor the individual and departmental efficiencies
    ( Ratio of Actual Times / Standard times  )


>  Publish findings on Delhi Government web site


>  Get IIM-A , to develop / install , a Performance Appraisal System based
     on ANNUAL OBJECTIVE SETTING exercise for each officer  
     ( MANAGEMENT BY  OBJECTIVES  )

    
>  Incorporate , elements of " Self Appraisal " / " Superior Appraisal " and
     " Peer Appraisal "


>  Serve " Show Cause Notice " to those officers whose productivity is less
    than 80 % of the standard in any quarter


>  In Service Rules incorporate a clause to terminate the service of a officer
     whose productivity falls below 50 % for two consecutive quarters



Over the next 12 months , this exercise should be carried out for all the departments of Delhi government



This is a pre-requisite to the introduction of Guaranteed Delivery of Services Bill



DEAR  ARVIND


Cancer cannot be cured by transferring it from one part of the body to another


The affected part must be amputated  !




*   hemen  parekh  (  14  Jan  2014  /  Mumbai  )