In a letter to Narendra Modi , Arvind Kejriwal raised
three issues / questions , viz :,
> If you were
to become PM , will you reverse the decision on gas price ?
> As a PM ,
what will you do to bring back the black money stashed in
Swiss bank
accounts ?
> Who is
financing BJP's election campaign ? Is
it Reliance ? What is the
nature of
your " relationship " with Mukesh Ambani ?
No one - Arvind included - expects NaMo to reply
But , if NaMo was bent upon committing a " Political
Harakiri " , his reply would be
short - and sweet - as follows :
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Dear Arvindji
Thank you for writing
I am glad that you consider my chances of becoming the
next PM , to be so very high . It came as a breath of fresh air after listening
to all those " gallies " from lowly Congress Netas
Of course , by envisaging me as the next PM of India , you
have run the risk of being called , the B team of BJP !
But then , how can I stop an Aam Aadmi like you from dreaming !
In a normal course , I would have liked to answer your
letter , only AFTER , I became the PM ( - since , RTI would , in any case ,
oblige me to do so )
However , since I consider you to be my " friend
" ( - isn't " enemy of your enemy , a friend " ?
) , here are my very relevant answers to your equally irrelevant
questions
:
Q: 1
Of course , not
!
Q: 2
Of course , yes !
Since every MP of BJP has signed an affidavit , saying
he / she has not stashed away , any black money in Swiss banks
So , obviously , all the black money lying in Swiss
banks , must belong to the Congressmen - no ?
( please note :
I have no knowledge of any banks other
than Swiss banks )
Q: 3
Everyone knows who finances BJP's election campaign !
Same guys who are financing the election campaigns of
Congress , SP , BSP , DMK , AIDMK , BJD , RJD , TMC , CPI (M) ..etc etc
Since they have smaller donations , they are better
placed to answer your questions
I am taking the liberty to forward to them , copies of
your letter , with a request to send their replies to you directly . In future,
send copies yourself
As to my relationship with Mukesh is concerned - he is
just a friend
Haven't you
heard , " A friend in need is a friend indeed " ?
with regards ,
Yours Transparently ,
Narendra Modi
PS :
In case you are planning to sit on a dharana outside my
office in near future , I am not attending CM's office for the next 3 months
Why didn't you do the same ?
Lastly - please do not leak out my reply to a certain
TV anchor ( you know who ) , who ,
unashamedly digs out historical facts , to embarrass my party spokespersons like Meenakshi Lekhi /
Smriti Irani etc .
Very un-gallant !
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* hemen parekh
( 23 Feb
2014 / Mumbai
)
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