A Ram – Rajya on the horizon ?

Yes , if we were to believe Bombay High Court in India

DNA ( May 09, 2012 ) reports a division bench of the Bombay High Court having observed during a divorce case hearing,

“ A wife should be like goddess Sita who followed her husband , Lord Ram , to the forest and stayed there for 14 years “

Honorable judges seem to be saying to the wife :

“ So what is the big sacrifice in following your husband to Port Blair ? “

I am not competent to comment on the merits of the case, or on the judicial activism , but it would add dignity to a judge if he refrains from dictating moral standards to Indian Women !

May be there bought to be a law that says , divorce cases can be tried by women judges only !

With regards

hemen  Parekh

PROBLEM OF PLENTY ?

By 1^st of June 2012 , stock of food grains with FCI ( Food Corporation of India ) will reach 75.7 million tons

But , no more than 50 million tons can be kept under covered storage !

Rest will be left to rot in the open under the monsoon rains

Even as 1.6 million children ( under 5 ) will die of mal-nutrition in 2012

That is 4,384 children every single day !

A panel headed by Mr. C Rangarajan [ Chief Economic Advisor to Prime Minister ] , recommends following way for disposing the “ Surplus “ stock :

1.  Export

  

·     2 million tons ….  thru Government Channels

·     1 million tons ….  thru Private Channels

2.  Distribute

·     8 million tons…   to families below poverty line

·     2 million tons…   to families above poverty line

Earlier , a Group of Ministers [ GoM ] headed by Finance Minister Pranab Mukherjee had shot down the proposal to distribute 10 million tons of surplus food grains to poor people because of “ Fiscal Constraints “ !

For him , saving 1.6 million children at a “ Subsidy Cost “ of Rs 19,500 Crores , works out to a whooping Rs 12,187 per child saved !

Clearly unthinkable for a “ Would Be “ President of India !

With regards

HEMEN  PAREKH

WHO CAN SACK THE VOTERS ?

Apparently , no one

But voters of Europe are sacking their Prime Ministers / Politicians left & right.

Here is a brief list :

·         Italy  …………………….  Silvio Berlusconi

·         Britain  …………………  Gordon Brown

·         Greece  ………………..  George Papendreou

·         Spain  ………………….  Jose Zapatero

·         Ireland  ……………….. Brian Cowen

·         Portugal  ……………..  Jose Socrates

·         France …………………  Nicolas Sarkozy

Who are next ?

·         Germany ……………….  Angela Merkel  ?

·         India  …………………….  Manmohan Singh  ?

And what was their fault ?

They spoke bitter truth which people did not want to hear , viz:,

“ We must cut back on Government borrowing – and spending. We need to lower our standard of living, in order to avoid State bankruptcy “

On the other hand , only last week , Greek people withdrew $ 890 million of their savings from their bank accounts !

Next in queue are the European lenders

Mayans were wrong

World will not come to an end in 2012

Followed by Greece , the World – order will

With regards

HEMEN  PAREKH

BACK TO THE FUTURE -2050 AD?

Times of India [21 May, 2012 ] reports about the existence of an Indian village which you would not expect to come across till 2050

Here are the details:

• Name of village / State

Punsari (Himmatnagar/Gujarat)

  

• Recognition

Voted best Gram Panchayat ( out of 240,000 ) by Govt of India

  

• What does it have ( that is futuristic ) ?

  

• WiFi to cover village

• Optical Fibre Broadband Network

• Air conditioned Schools

• CCTV cameras in class-rooms to watch over teachers

• Schools with zero drop out rates

• 25+ CCTV at street junctions to catch litterbugs

• Mini-bus transport system

• Rs 1 lakh insurance cover for each of the 6000 villagers

• Rs 25,000 Med claim policy for each villager

• Reverse Osmosis plant to supply 20 liter clean water to each house for Rs 4 /- ( Dean Kamen, take heart ! )

• How did Panchayat ( Village Council ) manage this miracle ?

• By managing its own funds well

• By better management of funds received from State / Central Governments

• By selling part of village grazing land as plotted schemes to various communities

• Village Panchayat ( Council ) capital has gone up from Rs 25,000 five years ago to Rs 75 lakhs today

• By villagers agreeing on a co-operative approach to development

• What “ obvious “ factor did Times of India leave unstated  ?

  

• There are no corrupt people in the village panchayat

  

• My suggestions to Punsari Village Panchayat

• Invite Management Institutes to prepare case-study

• Request Peter / Steven ( Authors ) to write a sequel to their excellent book,” Abundance: Future is better than you think “

• Build a 3 star hotel in village – then invite Panchayats from all over India to send delegations on Study Tours . One more source of income . The Panchayat has a name for it :

                      “ Development  Tourism “ !

For additional info , visit : http://deshgujarat.com/2012/04/28/gujarats-punsri-village-wins-best-gram-panchayat-award-nationally/

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Hemen  Parekh 

NOTHING TO CELEBRATE THIS MOTHERS DAY

Times of India ( 9 May,2012 ) reports following findings from “ State of the World’s Mothers “ report , with reference to Indian women :

Findings  

[ 2011 Report / 2012 Report ]

• No of women running the risk of death during child-birth

[ 1 in 140  /  1 in 140  ]

• %age of women using some form of contraceptives

  

[  49 %  /  49 %  ]

  

• %age of women helped by trained health worker during child-birth

  

[  53 %  /  53  %  ]

  

• India’s rank as a “ Place to be a Mother “

  

[ 75^th out of 79 Countries / 76^th out of 80 Countries ]

 How long will Mother India continue to suffer ?

It seems a small consolation that our Speaker as well as President , are women !

With regards

HEMEN  PAREKH

A NEW UNIT OF CURRENCY ?

India desperately needs some new units of its currency ( Rupee)

Here is why :

·     2G Scam  ………………………. Rs  1.76 [Lakh  Crores]

·     Fodder Scam  ……………….. Rs   1[Thousand  Crores]

·     Stamp Paper Scam  ……… Rs 3 [Ten Thousand  Crores]

·     Wakf Land Scam  …………   Rs  2    [Lakh  Crores]

·     Maharashtra Loan Scam ..Rs   6    [Lakh  Crores]

·     Coal Scam  …………………….. Rs   10  [Lakh  Crores]

·     CWG  Scam  …………………. Rs 3.5 [Ten Thousand  Crores]

·     NHRM  Scam  ……………… Rs  1[Ten Thousand  Crores]

·     Iron Ore Scam  …………….....  Rs   5   [Lakh  Crores]

Here are my suggestions for these new units of currency :

·     Rs  [One  Crore] ……………    =    One  [Forget]

·     Rs  [Ten  Crore]…………………. =   One [Kala]

·     Rs  [Hundred  Crore]……………=   One  [Lala]

·     Rs  [Thousand  Crore]…………..=  One [Raja]

·     Rs  [Ten Thousand  Crore]……...=   One  [Jaya]

·     Rs  [Lakh  Crore]…………………… =  One [Maya]

·     Rs  [Crore  Crore]………………….=.  One [Jaga]

Acceptance of my suggestion will simplify the lives of Editors / TV Anchors and make it easy to prioritize CAG / CVC / CBI reports.

There is a business opportunity to start,

·     A TV channel called …………… Scams  Now

·     A Newspaper called …………….Scams of India

With  regards

HEMEN  PAREKH

BUT I HAVE PROMISES TO KEEP

Akhilesh yadav – Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh ( India ), must be ruing the day he promised to dole out Rs 1000 / month ( $ 20 ) to each unemployed person, above the age of 35 and having passed 12th standard
Within 10 days of his announcement, some 2.5 million ( 25 lakhs )persons registered at various Employment Exchanges , to claim the largesse
And those included
 15 years to 65 years old
 Those who have not passed even 10th standard
 Those who are currently employed
 Even those who do not belong to UP
Contrast this scenario with the fact that only 15 million persons had registered with various employment exchanges in UP , during the past 40 years !
But really not surprising considering that Employment Exchanges manage to find a job for only 1 person for every 1000 registered !
This is nothing !
Just wait for the fulfillment of the next promise, viz: handing out free tablets ( computers ) to every student who has passed 10th standard in 2011
From school registrations , Government officials have estimated 2.5 million students to qualify
I would not be surprised if 25 million students register ! Of Course,” fake” schools will make millions , issuing “ fake “ 10th standard pass certificates ! Please , don’t call this “ Mother of all Scams “ !
May be UP Government should consider employing a few millions of those “ fake unemployed “ to check the correctness of
 Fake school certificates
 Fake domicile certificates
 Fake Birth-date certificates
 Fake affidavits of being unemployed
 Even fake “ Employment Exchanges “ !
After all , what are a few fakes here and there , when your grand scheme is to replace a “ fake Prime Minister “ in the next general election !
With regards
hemen parekh

Jobless in EU

Economic Times ( 09 Jan. 2012 ) reports following figures for unemployment rates in Nov 2011 :
 Austria ……………………………. 4.0 %
 Germany …………………………. 5.5 %
 Czech Rep. ……………………… 6.7 %
 Sweden ……………………………..7.4 %
 Finland ………………………………7.4 %
 UK ……………………………………….8.3 %
 Italy …………………………………. 8.6 %
 France ……………………………… 9.8 %
 Poland …………………………………10.0 %
 Hungary ………………………………10.7 %
 Ireland ………………………………..14.6 %
 Greece ………………………………. 18.8 %
 Spain …………………………………..22.9 %
For citizens of these countries , it would be a small consolation to know that the developing countries in Asia and Africa have been living with 30 % – 40 % unemployment rates for decades
Their “ Unemployment Flu “ has now reached EU !
And there is no vaccine in sight !
With regards
hemen parekh

TIME TO CELEBRATE ?

Citing a survey conducted by market research firm IMRB , Times of India ( 26 July,2011 ) reports following findings :

• Urban woman’s average income rose from Rs 4,492/month in 2001 to Rs 9,457 in 2010

• Average monthly household income of urban India rose from Rs 8,242 to Rs 16,509 in the same period

• No of women doing household work dropped from 91 % to 71 %

• According to official data , India’s per capita income was,

• Rs 16,688 in 2000-2001

• Rs  54,835 in 2010 -2011 ( + 228 % )

It is another matter that over 400 million Indians ( 33 % of the population ) live on $ 1.25 per day ( UN’s poverty line )

Whereas in China , only 17 % of the population is below UN poverty line

However, the Government of India wants us to believe that only 345 million Indians are really “ Poor “ – who live on Rs 28 / - ( ie: approx $ 0.45 per day )

So much for performance of our democracy vs China’s dictatorship !

Do starving Indians care for freedom of speech ?

With  regards

HEMEN PAREKH

SOCIAL SECURITY IN INDIA ?

In its very first cabinet meeting , the Uttar Pradesh government announced following dole-outs :

·     Rs  300  Crores / year

For Muslim girls passing 10^th Standard @ Rs 30,000 per girl to 100,000  girls

·     Rs  1100  Crores / year

     

For 900,000 unemployed youth ( 35 years old or above ! ) @ Rs 1,000 per month per person ( - leaving out another 90 lakh unemployed between the age of 18 to 35 is bound to lead to riots )

      

·     Rs  3,000  Crores  / year

Tablet Computers ( @ Rs 3000 each ) to 25 lakh students passing 10^th std

Laptop Computers ( @ Rs 9,000 each ) to 25 lakh students passing 12^th std

In 2 years , millions of youth in UP will sport both , a tablet as well as a laptop !

A combined  recurring expenditure of Rs 4,400 Crores / year !

Will this colossal expenditure make UP youth employable ?

Or will it create a debilitating – and socially explosive – dependency on “ Sarkar Mai-Bap “ to look after you for lifetime ?

Could not this money be spent on imparting “ Skills “ to youth which would make them “ Employable “ ?

Is Akhilesh Yadav listening ?

With  regards

HEMEN  PAREKH