Hi Friends,

Even as I launch this today ( my 80th Birthday ), I realize that there is yet so much to say and do. There is just no time to look back, no time to wonder,"Will anyone read these pages?"

With regards,
Hemen Parekh
27 June 2013

Now as I approach my 90th birthday ( 27 June 2023 ) , I invite you to visit my Digital Avatar ( www.hemenparekh.ai ) – and continue chatting with me , even when I am no more here physically

Saturday, 19 April 2014

A 66 year long Coma



Even after 66 years of Independence ( Swarajya ) , 400 million Indians are forced to live on Rs 27 per day ( Rs 16 per day , in rural areas  )


Don't call them BPL    ( Below Poverty Line )


Call them under BCL   ( Below Coma Line  )


In a hospital , those in Coma , are kept alive on a Life Support System ( LSS ) , consisting of oxygen / intravenous glucose / heart-rate monitor etc


Congress wants to keep those 400 million people in a vegetative state by supplying / delivering , free or subsidized ,


>   Food Grains


>   Health-care


>   Education


>   Housing


>   Transport .. etc


And further goes on to keep alive , the goods manufacturers and service providers , by subsidizing ,


>   Coal / Gas / Petrol / Diesel


>   Electricity


>   Water


>   Fertilizers


>   Infrastructure...  etc



Congress Game-Plan is simple :


>   Do not create jobs or opportunities for Self - Employment


>   Put as many obstacles as possible to start industries


>   Keep alive Public Sector Units which keep bleeding the Exchequer


>   Make poor utterly dependent on " Sarkaar  Maa  Baap  "


>   Feed them with opium of subsidies to forget their miseries  !


>   Ensure that the poor remain poor for ever  ! Why do you need money ?


>   Let poor lead a Vegetative life - without showing sign of consciousness


>   Keep telling them , over and over :


     *  This is your Destiny - which no one can change


     *   Do not aspire for more


     *   Watch Bollywood TV to forget your hunger / cold / pain


     *   Sleep on footpath / in slums / over stinking gutters and dream


     *   Don't bother your little brain with such trivia that the average assets
          of Congress candidates have gone up from Rs 4.87 Crores ( in 2009 )
          to Rs 54.38 Crores ( in 2014 )


     *   We promise continuity - more of the same for next 5 years


     *   We promise to bring you " Surajya " - in next 50 years


     *   Don't listen to Crony Capitalists who promise it in 5 years


     *   Vote for us


     *   Vote for Dynasty



People  of  India  ,



While casting your vote , remember that this is the hidden Manifesto of Congress  !



*   hemen  parekh  (  20  April  2014  /  Mumbai  )

   
  



Thursday, 17 April 2014

To Be or not To Be ?



Shakespeare would say , " That is the question "


For Federal Reserve Board of Revenue ( Pakistan ) , that question was ,


"  What to publish ?  And what not to publish ? "


It seems , in Pakistan , only 1 million people [ out of a population of 140 million ] , pay income tax


Finally , the Board published the names of those 1 million ( running into a 17,000 page directory ) , with the amount of tax paid by each


To give to Pakistan , a loan of $ 6.7 billion ( approx Rs 41* Thousand * Crores )  , the International Monetary Fund ( IMF ) , insisted on such a publication


Now , in India , we have 40 million people who pay personal income tax ( out of a population of approx 1220 million )


Obviously , for India's Income Tax Department , it would be an impossible task to publish their names in a directory - which could possibly run into 17,000*40 pages  !


Then again , India has no need for an IMF loan , what with its Personal Income Tax revenue amounting to , Rs 2.47*Lakh*Crores


And if the incoming government at the Centre , dares to implement my suggestion of INVERSE TAXATION regime , that revenue could go up 100 times  !


Simply , " Inverse " the tax slabs as follows :


>    Up to  Rs 2 lakhs..................... NIL

>    2.1 - 5.0 lakhs......................   10 %

>    5.1  - 10 lakhs.......................   8 %

>    10.1 - 20 lakhs......................   6 %

>    20.1  - 50 lakhs.....................   5 %

>    50.1 - 100 lakhs.....................  3 %

>    Above 100 lakhs...................... 1 %


What is likely to happen with such " INVERSE  TAXATION  " regime  ?


Following few things :


>  Total personal tax payer base will go up dramatically from current 4
     crores tax-payers


>   Total personal tax collection too , will rise dramatically


>  with this " INVERSE  TAX  REGIME " , there will be no incentive to  evade
    taxes and to generate " BLACK  MONEY  "


>  There will be no resistance to accept ALL payments by cheque / electronic
     clearance  !


 >  The more you disclose as your income , the less you pay by way of taxes
     ( Of course , incrementally  )


>  For a change , we will learn to reward honesty / efficiency / productivity !

    No need to bribe those Income Tax officers  !


>  Lakhs of crores of BLACK MONEY , stashed away in bank
     lockers / gold / land - and , of course those Swiss bank accounts  - will ,
     become " WHITE  MONEY " , overnight  !


>  There will be a huge surge in bank deposits ( - even with , the inevitable
    lower interest rates )


>  Banks will be awash with funds to finance businesses / infrastructure
    projects etc , encouraging entrepreneurs / self-employed to set up new
   businesses ( at 2 % interest rates of loans ) and generate millions of jobs


>  There will be a phenomenal rise in Capital Markets



Only questions are  :


>  To innovate or not  ?



>  To think out-of-the-box or not  ?


>  To feed poor or to teach them how to fish  ?


>  To enable people to earn more or to subsidize their expenditure  ?

  
>  To let people stand on their own legs or continue "Dependency Culture" ?


>  What is possible ?  To reverse the human greed or try and  harness it  ?



*  hemen  parekh  ( 18 April 2014 / Mumbai )




Tuesday, 15 April 2014

Down with Dictator ?



Congressmen ( - including ex-Congressmen like Sharad Pawar ) , do not tire of calling Narendra Modi , a DICTATOR


And every other party , afraid of losing its Lok Sabha seats , echoes


Congressmen are warning 814 million voters ,



“  Look ,
  
   If NaMo comes to power , he will take decisions

   How dreadful  !

   Look at his audacity – taking decisions

   Doesn’t he know that “ Decisiveness “ is a , debilitating
   disease of decadent Crony Capitalists  ?

   Have you ever seen us taking decisions  ?

   Ask any farmer putting a rope around his neck !


   We never do

   
   We believe in perpetual procrastination

   We believe in Democracy

   Occasionally , we even believe in Mobo-cracy ( eg : 1984  )

   We leave it to the Dynasty to take decisions


   Can’t believe  ?


   Read Sanjaya Baru’s book “ An Accidental Prime Minister

   ( Much as we would like to ban it , we will not decide on our own )

   Or , look up  P C Parakh’s book ,

   “ Crusader or Conspirator ?

   It will dispel any lingering doubts that you may have , as to WHO in

   UPA – 2 , takes the decisions  !


   We abhor Dictatorship

   We strictly abide by the Dynasty – ship


   You cannot find us making any honest mistakes , because we never

   take any honest decisions  !


   Now don’t ask ,

   What about 2G / 3G / CWG / CoalGate / Irrigation / Land-Grab etc ?

   Those were NOT honest decisions  !


   And believe us ,

   Maya / Mamta / Jaya are no better than “ Daughters of Dictator “  !

   They too , take decisions



   COUNTRYMEN ,



   Beware of Decision – Takers

   Don’t vote for them


   Vote for us

   Vote for Status Quo

   Vote for “ More of the same “

   Vote for Yesterday

   Vote for Dynasty

   Vote for Darkness  “



*  hemen  Parekh  ( 14 April 2014 / Mumbai )




   



Saturday, 12 April 2014

People who live in Glass - Houses



People who live in glass houses , should not throw stones at houses of others


What are Congressmen ( - and sundry advocates ) trying to achieve by raking up the case of Narendra Modi's marriage to Jashodaben , some 46 years ago  ? -  When , she herself is praying for his electoral success , instead of complaining  ?


Haven't they heard of the Bible story where Jesus told the crowd ,


"  Let him be the first to throw the stone at this sinner woman , one who has never sinned himself  "


I agree , we Indians are not terribly conscious / concerned about personal privacy


But , by and large , Indian politicians - and even general public - have  refrained from discussing the private lives of public figures


Of course , other than in cases of some Bollywood celebrities who couldn't care less , as long as their photos appeared on page 3  !


Congressmen even failed to realize that , by talking about NaMo's forgotten marriage , they have only helped his " Brand - Recall " amongst the voters  !


I believe , BJP has passed a resolution thanking Kapil Sibal , for saving Rs 100 Crores on publicity  !


Remember the case of the Hollywood actress who got herself " kidnapped " , 2 days prior to launch of a movie in which she starred as heroine  ?

With the terrific / free publicity she got in national / international newspapers , the movie broke all box-office records and became a blockbuster  !


NaMo  seems to be saying ,


"  To hell with privacy  ! Just get voters to talk about me "






*   hemen  parekh  ( 13  April  2014  /  Mumbai  )

Friday, 11 April 2014

Please , Don't Stop !



By ordering Amit Shah and Azam Khan , not to conduct rallies / road shows etc, Election Commission seems to be saying :


"  Enough is enough . No more violations of Model Code of Conduct  "


It has further asked UP Government to file FIR against both , for inciting violence / communal hatred



Dear Election Commissioner ,



Please don't stop  !


Take similar action against ,



>  Ajit Singh who urged people to throw Modi into the sea


>  Mulayam Singh who encouraged ( obviously to get their votes ) , UP's
    " Young Lads " to ignore Anti-Rape Law


>  Abu Aazmi , who wants young girls hanged for having extra-marital sex


>  Masood Imran , who asked listeners to chop up Modi into pieces


>  Suresh Rana / Kadir Rana / Saeed-uz-Zama , for  inflammatory speeches


>  RajKumar Thukral for fanning communal violence


>  Sharad Pawar for asking voters to vote twice



Please , immediately " disqualify " all of these " Gentlemen " ( and their sons / daughters / daughter-in-laws etc ) , from contesting ANY election ( Lok Sabha or State Assembly ) , for the next 15 years  !


Let your message ring out - loud and clear ,


"  Don't mess around with inciting communal violence - or else be ready to
    go behind the bars  !  "


Talk to them in the only language that they understand  !


This is the ONLY time they will listen to you  !



*  hemen  parekh  (  12  April  2014  /  Mumbai  )



Monday, 7 April 2014

Don't Ask " How " ?



At the bottom of the 42 page Election Manifesto of BJP , released yesterday , I tried to search , if in very small print somewhere , there was a footnote which read ,


"  Please , don't ask how we plan to implement these promises ;

   From where we plan to find all the money to execute these projects "


Here are my back-of-the-envelope estimates of what some of the MAJOR projects might cost :


------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
PROJECT   .................................... Approx Cost ( Rs Lakh * Crores  )
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>  100 Mega Cities........................   90

>  Interlinking of Rivers..................  60

>  Sagar Mala of Ports....................  30

>  Highways ( 25,000 Km )..............  50

>  Housing ( 100 mill units )............   100

>  Rivers Cleaning..........................   10

>  Other Infra Projects....................    100

   * Freight Corridors
   * Gas Grids
   * OFC Network


------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Total ..........................................Rs  430  Lakh Crores
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Admittedly , not all of these money will be required in the very first budget that NaMo government ( - of course , only if voted to power ! ) , would present by end June 2014


But a problem does not go away by postponement  !


There is only ONE viable solution to the FUNDING problem , viz:,


>  Union Government must NOT even try to fund these projects  !

There is NO WAY , it can find these kind of money thro taxation  !

There will be a revolt  !



ANSWER



>  Make it possible for the PUBLIC to invest into these projects by " owning "

    these projects - and earn a reasonable " tax-free " return on  investments
    ( Bonds ? ) in these projects


>  Towards  this end , create various INFRASTRUCTURE SPVs


>  Immediately modify  PERSONAL INCOME TAX  regime as follows :

   
    >  Up to  Rs 5  lakhs..................... NIL

    >  5.1  - 10 lakhs.......................  8 %

    >  10.1 - 20 lakhs......................  6 %

    >  20.1  - 50 lakhs.....................  5 %

   >  50.1 - 100 lakhs.....................  3 %

   >  Above 100 lakhs......................  1 %



What is likely to happen with such " INVERSE  TAXATION  " regime  ?


Following few things :


>  Total personal tax payer base will go up dramatically from current 4
     crores tax-payers


>  with this " INVERSE  TAX  REGIME " , there will be no incentive to  evade
    taxes and to generate " BLACK  MONEY  "

    There will be no resistance to accept ALL payments by cheque / electronic
    clearance

    The more you disclose as your income , the less you pay by way of taxes

    ( Of course , incrementally )

>  For a change , we will learn to reward honesty / efficiency / productivity !

    No need to bribe those Income Tax officers  !


>  Suddenly , lakhs of crores of BLACK MONEY will become  WHITE MONEY
   

>  There will be a huge surge in bank deposits ( - even with , the inevitable
    lower interest rates )


>  Banks will be awash with funds to finance businesses / infrastructure
    projects etc , encouraging entrepreneurs / self-employed to set up new
   businesses ( at 2 % interest rates of loans ) and generate millions of jobs


In any case , BJP manifesto promises :


>   Rationalization and simplification of the tax regime - which is currently
      repulsive for honest tax payers
   

>  The process of bringing black money to India , what belongs to India , will
    be put in motion on priority


>  Minimize scope for Corruption



Narendrabhai  ,


Here is your chance to ditch the " Historical Baggage " into the Indian Ocean
and come up with an  INNOVATION   that will take India ahead of China  !


If President Kubitschek of Brazil ( 1956-61 ) - son of a poor salesman - could construct Capital city BRASILIA and a 1500 Km highway , in 41 months , surely , you can do better , 57 years later  !


*   hemen  parekh  (  08  April  2014  /  Mumbai  )




Sunday, 6 April 2014

If / Then




Long before our Computer Programmers started using the logic of 
,
>  If  " this " >  Then " that " ,


our politicians have been using it , for a long time


Quite harmless logic , which cannot be faulted  !


For example :


Recently , Beni Prasad Verma - Union Minister for Steel , said :


" If     >   Rahul Gandhi becomes Prime Minister ,


  Then >  he will send Narendra Modi to jail for his role in 2002 Gujarat riots"


Now every programmer - and his non-programmer cousin - knows that ,


>  what is theoretically " Possible "


but ,


>  practically highly " Improbable " ,


can pose no threat to Namo  !


Another example :


For the Lok Sabha elections starting today , every political party worth its salt , has published its Poll Manifesto


These Manifestos read ,



>  If  " We are voted to power at the Centre ,


>  Then  " We promise to give each voter , a 3 bedroom flat , a government
    job , a Maruti car , free healthcare , and admission to school / college of
    your choice , for all your children  "



Now , does that pose any threat to these political parties  ?


Absolutely none  !


They know they are NOT going to be voted to power !


So , why be " economical " in promises  ?


Promise anything to anyone  !


When voters don't even bother to ask the party that does assume power ,


" What is your Score Card ?  How far have you fulfilled your promises  ?  "


Earlier , in Dec 2012 ( before Assembly elections in Gujarat ) , BJP manifesto said ,


" If voted to power , we will build in Gujarat , 50 Lakh houses ( of course , for the poor ) in next 5 years  "


That is 2,739 houses per day


Or  12,79,113  new houses in the last 467 days ,since BJP came to power  !"


Cannot find these  ?


Go away  !  Don't ask such embarrassing  questions  !


We did not expect to get voted to power  !


*   hemen  parekh  (  07  April  2014  /  Mumbai  )