Wanted : A Chief Minister

Instead of trying to woo  /  cajole  /  persuade , suitable candidates , Delhi Lieutenant Governor Jung may want to try the conventional method of filling government vacancies , by releasing following advertisement in leading national newspapers  :

COMPANY   DATA

>   Vacancy            :   Chief Minister - Delhi

>   Company           :   State Government of Delhi

>   Business            :   Delivering good governance to citizens of Delhi

>   Posting              :   Delhi

MAN  SPECIFICATION

>   Age ( Max )        :   45 years ( relaxable in case of SC / ST / OBC )

>   Edu Qualification :   Any graduate other than a Medical Doctor

                                   ( Engineers from IITs preferred  )

>   Experience          :   Prior experience in running a Government , would

                                    be a " distinct disadvantage "

                                    First time MLAs preferred

JOB  SPECIFICATIONS

>  Responsibility        : -   To get rid of corruption among Govt Employees

                                   -   To fulfill poll - promises

>   Eligibility              :  Preferably a bachelor with no brothers / sisters /

                                   uncles / cousins etc

                                   Must not hold shares in any company

                                   Assets of less than Rs 2 Crores

>   Skills  Required     :   Participative style of Management

                                    Ability to delegate ( no abdicating of responsibility )

                                    Reward performance of colleagues

                                    Zero tolerance for non-performers (merciless )

               

GROWTH  PROSPECTS

>  Career Growth        :  Outstanding achievers can look forward to staking

                                     their claim for PM position in 2014

TERMS

>  Salary                      :  Rs 10,000 - 400 - 12,000 ( Pre-revised )

>   Perks                      :  House + Car ( temporarily suspended till money

                                       becomes available - till then , occupy own flat

                                       and drive own bicycle , for which loan will be

                                       given on low interest )

>   Probation Period       :  5 years from swearing-in

LAST DATE TO APPLY      :  X-Mas Day 2013

Suitable candidates should attach supporting documents , such as Support Letters from other political parties .

Support must be unconditional

Selected candidates will have to pass a written test of Confidence Vote

SEND TO                         :  Lt Governor Jung , Raj Bhavan , New Delhi

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*    hemen   parekh   (18 Dec 2013 / Mumbai )