And , may be pleasure as well ?
A familiar dialogue in my home goes :
Wife :
I have a terrible headache
Me :
Take an aspirin tablet
Wife :
It has bad side-effects
Me :
I wish I can touch your forehead and let your pain flow
into my hand
Wife :
Why don’t you invent such a
mechanism ? . It will equalize pain and pleasure , among all the inhabitants of
the Earth and ( even ) reduce poverty
Me :
How come ?
Wife :
Millions of jobless poor people
will be ready to “ accept “ the pains suffered by rich people , for a fee { Mild
Cold for $ 10 / Migraine Headache for $ 50 / Stomach Ache for $ 100 …etc } . Got
the idea ?
Me :
Oh ! I see . A simple mechanism to “ transfer “ the pains
being suffered by those 1 % of the World’s people who control 58 % of world’s
wealth , to the other 99 % of the population , for a price ?
Wife :
And the beauty of my suggestion
is : along with the transfer of pain , that wealth-inequality will also get slightly corrected
and our government would not have to worry about skilling 500 million youth in
5 years and create 120 million jobs in 10 years ( or else face prospect of losing
the 2019 general election ! )
Me :
Hey ! This is revolutionary and far better than “ Organ Donation “ from a
dead person to a living person . Here , it is from one “ living “ to another “
living “ – and without waiting your turn ! And, from / to , your person of
choice !
Wife :
Now don’t be surprised if many
Start-Ups come forward to launch web sites such as :
www.BuySellPain.com , / www.PainTransfer.com / www.PainPurchase.com....etc,
online E-Com platforms for Buyers and Sellers ,
quite like Job Portals and Dating / Marriage Sites
Me :
And that would enable our poor people to compete with poor
people everywhere for a share of this very lucrative market . But the best part
is :
·
Technology is advancing at such a rapid rate that these “
transfers “ ( of Pain and Pleasure ), can be done remotely across oceans ,
using Holograms / Hepatic Devices / Brain Computer Interfaces / VR headsets / whatever else you can think of
·
Such “ Buying / Selling “ of “ Services “ cannot be
regulated by WTO ( free for all )
·
There can be no levy of any “ Import Duty / Dumping Duty “
on cross-border transfers
Of course
, If Shri Arun Jaitleyji comes to know about this possibility , he may impose a
nominal GST of 1 % on such “ Sales
Incomes “ ! Except that he would not know from whom to collect the tax since
the Seller pays and the Buyer ( of pain ) receives the payment !
Of course
, it would work if I am “ Selling ( sharing ? ) pleasure “ for a price with
those millions of “ depressed ( but rich ) persons “ of the World except what “
pleasures “ can the poor sell to the rich ?
Wife :
I think you are reading too much
of what Peter Diamandis’s ( http://www.diamandis.com/
)
and Ray Kurzweil’s ( http://www.kurzweilai.net/ ) , writings about future
Why don’t you look up : https://www.srichinmoylibrary.com/ie-5 : , to realize that it was our very
own Babar who was the first to invent this
technology of “ Pain
Transfer “ ?
Poor Guy !
If we had a Patent Office then , he would have minted a ton of Gold
Mohurs !
Me :
If you have any doubt about my prediction , read :
04 Dec 2017
www.hemenparekh.in /
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