Hi Friends,

Even as I launch this today ( my 80th Birthday ), I realize that there is yet so much to say and do. There is just no time to look back, no time to wonder,"Will anyone read these pages?"

With regards,
Hemen Parekh
27 June 2013

Now as I approach my 90th birthday ( 27 June 2023 ) , I invite you to visit my Digital Avatar ( www.hemenparekh.ai ) – and continue chatting with me , even when I am no more here physically

Thursday, 24 April 2014

A Software Powerhouse ?



A   Software  Powerhouse  ?

Yesterday , when I went to polling booth , there was a chaos , with a number of people complaining that their names were missing from the Electoral Rolls ( Voter Lists )

As per news-reports , in Mumbai alone , some 50,000 people returned home without casting their votes - including Deepak Parekh  ! Altogether , names of some 15 lakh voters ( out of a total of 98 lakh ) were missing  !


Then there are some 300 million people who will simply won't walk down to the nearest polling booths , and wait for 1 hour to cast their votes ( - assuming that some 40 % of the 814 million eligible voters do not exercise their right to vote )

WHY  ?

Going out to vote is becoming a big hassle

COULD  IT  BE  OTHERWISE  ?

Sure , if Central Government and the Election Commission care to implement my suggestion for developing a mobile App for voting .  I called it , VotesApp

 see .. hemenparekh.in/2013/08/votesapp.html  

Or , just type in Google , " VotesApp "

HOW  WILL  IT  HELP  ?

>  No need for 930,000 polling booths / EVMs / Ink / Papers etc
    Every voter's own mobile becomes a miniature EVM  !
    Any registered Voter can vote from anywhere in the World  !

>  Nor any need to deploy 1,100,000 people to conduct the polls

>  No need for millions of Police / Military personnel

>  No need for months of advance preparations, across entire country

>  Voting can be completed in just ONE day - instead of over 6 weeks -
    and results can be declared next day  !

>  Voting could be 95 % or more  !

>  No worry for booth-capture

>  No  bogus voting ( Bio-metric ID from built-in camera )

>  No duplicate voting ( Self-destruct after single usage )

>  No worry for any terrorist attacks

>  Enormous saving of time for Voters

>  No need to declare a public holiday - costing thousands of crores
     worth of production

>  Central Government will save, at least , Rs 2,000 Crores .

     If business-friendly BJP government comes to power , it would not
    hesitate to earn Rs 20,000 crores , by enabling 15 million Indian
    businesses to advertise to 814 million voters , thru this mobile VotesApp -
    sharply targeting by Gender / Age / Marital Status / City / Street /
    Education / Income Tax paid / Employed or Jobless ..etc

>  No need for Central Government to stop taking even routine decisions

If a tiny country like Estonia ( population 1.6 million ) can elect its Members of Parliament thru a VotesApp type mobile App , why can't we  ?

Already 900+ million Indians have mobiles - all of which , will soon become Smart Phones

And we call our country , a " Software Powerhouse "  !


*   hemen  parekh  ( 25 April 2014 / Mumbai ) 

Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Wrong Business ?



Talking about Narendra Modi's " Crony Capitalism " , Rahul Gandhi said ,


"  During 12 years of NaMo's rule in Gujarat , Gautam Adani's companies '
assets  ( or did he mean , Market Cap  ?  or Revenue  ?  it does not matter )
went up from Rs 3000 crores to Rs 40,000 crores  "


That is a CAGR ( Compounded Annual Growth Rate ) of 25 %


Now look at the assets declared by the Congress Candidates of the current Lok Sabha elections ( Let us not inquire re:  Undeclared Assets !  )


Within 5 years ( from 2009 to 2014 ) , the average assets of these Congressmen , went up from Rs 4.87 crores to Rs 54.38 crores  !


That is a CAGR of 62  %  !



So , which is a better business  ?


>  Building Nation by  building Ports , Power Stations , Infrastructure etc  ?



OR



>  Fooling Nation by robbing its precious natural resources , such
     Spectrum , Coal , Gas , Minerals , etc  ?


>   Not revealing the names of 50 individuals who have stashed away black
     money in German Banks - and whose names , German Government has
     provided 3 years back ?


>   Promoting " Crony Relative-ism " when it comes to buying government
      land for Rs 1 lakh / hectare and selling for Rs 100 lakhs / hectare  ?



Gautambhai ,



Obviously , you are in the wrong business  !


Switch over to sycophancy  !


Enjoy a CAGR of 200 %  !


Then , like late Babu Jagjivan Ram , don't file your Income Tax Return for next 10 years - and , if reminded , say , " I just forgot "  !



*   hemen  parekh  (  24  April  2014  /  Mumbai  )




Monday, 21 April 2014

What Could Arvind Do ?



After 49 days in office , Arvind Kejriwal resigned as CM of Delhi


Some people say , he is a " Bhagoda " ( an absconder ), who ran away from his responsibility to people of Delhi


Now , if you were AK , what would you have done , if you were faced with the following situation ?



>   You have promised to people of Delhi , to root-out corruption


>   To this end , you have promised to pass Jan Lok Pal Bill


>   Business Rules of Central Government say , Delhi Government CANNOT
     introduce any bill which has financial implication / burden , without first
     seeking OK from the Lieutenant Governor ( LG ) to introduce the bill


>   Business Rules are " Un-Constitutional " , as per eminent jurists


>   But Congress Government at Centre , was NOT willing to drop these
     rules , despite a written request from Delhi Government


>   LG had no power to give a go-bye to the rules . His only option was to
     reject the introduction of the bill , if it was referred to him


>   Knowing this too well , Congress / BJP ganged up and insisted that
     AK must , first refer the bill to LG and introduce it in Assembly , only if
     approved by LG



Did Arvind have any option other than to resign  ?


Now suppose , he throws up his hands and tells people of Delhi ,



"  What can I do  ? 


   I tried my best but BJP / Congress would not let me introduce the bill ,
   citing some un-constitutional rules


   Jan Lok Pal Bill must wait till ,


  *  AAP comes to power at the Centre and drops those Business Rules

     ( I admit , this is a most unlikely scenario ! )


   *  AAP government at Centre grants full Statehood to Delhi


   So , I have decided to forget the whole matter and continue as CM  "




Those very same people would have said ,


"  What business you have to continue as CM , if you cannot fulfill your   
   promises  ?


   You are no different than those power-hungry politicians of BJP / Congress


   If you have any shame left , you must resign immediately  "




DEAR  ARVIND ,



Kuchh to log Kahenge


Logo ka kaam hain kahena


Chhodo ye bekaar ki baante


Kahin bit naa jaye rainaa  (- I mean , Mat-Ganana  !  )




*   hemen  parekh  (  22 April 2014  /  Mumbai  )
    


   

Sunday, 20 April 2014

SCAMS ARE AVOIDABLE !



Early this week , Supreme Court held that , CAG ( Comptroller and Auditor General ) has the right - and obligation - to conduct an audit of telecoms



WHY  ?



>   Spectrum is a natural resource that belongs to the nation


>   Private telecom companies have a revenue-sharing agreement with the
      Central Government , for allowing them to " exploit " this natural
      - and national - resource



WHAT  ELSE  ?



>  This logic should also hold good for all private companies , who are
    allowed to exploit India's NATURAL / NATIONAL resources , to create
    materials / energy


    Here is a partial list :


    *  Fossil Fuels ( Oil / Gas / Coal )

    *  Minerals

    *  Sea-bed Nodules

    *  River Waters

    *  Wind

    *  Tides

    *  Sunlight

    *  Sea Water

    *  Jungles / Trees

    *  Earth's Magnetism

    *  Electromagnetic Waves

    *  Gravitational Force.....etc



HOW  ?



*  Tendering process must be public / transparent / equitable

*  Tender terms must be open for scrutiny/comment  by public

*  All resource-exploitation licenses must follow auction route

*  Eligibility Criteria must be pre-defined / publicized in advance

*  Licenses should be valid for pre-defined fixed period

*  Licenses cannot be renewed / extended

*  Concerned States must have a share in profit-sharing etc

*  Profit - sharing formula must be part of tenders

*  Any failure / delay on part of the Licensee Company to implement the
   Contract , will require return / surrender of the natural resource
   concerned , to the Central Government, with appropriate penalties

*  Natural Resource involved , cannot be hypothecated to banks / financial
    institutions to raise loans


*  Shares of the licensee companies
 cannot be traded in open market or
     pledged , without prior permission from Central Government

*   CAG Audit will be mandatory and reports must be published

*   Tendering / Auctioning / Licensing must not be handled by any Govt
     Department . A separate statutory authority should be created for this

*   To encourage early / fast implementations of Exploitation Licenses , there
     will be no Corporate Income Tax for the Licensee Companies

*   Each license will be given only to a SPV , created for this purpose

*   Cost-escalation leading to any Selling Price Escalations would be pre-
     defined



IN   HIND-SIGHT



*   Had we followed the above-mentioned process , perhaps , we could have
     avoided several scams of recent past and KG-D6 type  disputes


*   We could have also avoided ,

     #   Arbitrary price escalations

     #   Inflation

     #   Private profiteering

     #   Costly litigations

     #   Policy and Decision Paralysis



*   hemen  parekh  ( 21  April  2014  /  Mumbai  )





      

Saturday, 19 April 2014

A 66 year long Coma



Even after 66 years of Independence ( Swarajya ) , 400 million Indians are forced to live on Rs 27 per day ( Rs 16 per day , in rural areas  )


Don't call them BPL    ( Below Poverty Line )


Call them under BCL   ( Below Coma Line  )


In a hospital , those in Coma , are kept alive on a Life Support System ( LSS ) , consisting of oxygen / intravenous glucose / heart-rate monitor etc


Congress wants to keep those 400 million people in a vegetative state by supplying / delivering , free or subsidized ,


>   Food Grains


>   Health-care


>   Education


>   Housing


>   Transport .. etc


And further goes on to keep alive , the goods manufacturers and service providers , by subsidizing ,


>   Coal / Gas / Petrol / Diesel


>   Electricity


>   Water


>   Fertilizers


>   Infrastructure...  etc



Congress Game-Plan is simple :


>   Do not create jobs or opportunities for Self - Employment


>   Put as many obstacles as possible to start industries


>   Keep alive Public Sector Units which keep bleeding the Exchequer


>   Make poor utterly dependent on " Sarkaar  Maa  Baap  "


>   Feed them with opium of subsidies to forget their miseries  !


>   Ensure that the poor remain poor for ever  ! Why do you need money ?


>   Let poor lead a Vegetative life - without showing sign of consciousness


>   Keep telling them , over and over :


     *  This is your Destiny - which no one can change


     *   Do not aspire for more


     *   Watch Bollywood TV to forget your hunger / cold / pain


     *   Sleep on footpath / in slums / over stinking gutters and dream


     *   Don't bother your little brain with such trivia that the average assets
          of Congress candidates have gone up from Rs 4.87 Crores ( in 2009 )
          to Rs 54.38 Crores ( in 2014 )


     *   We promise continuity - more of the same for next 5 years


     *   We promise to bring you " Surajya " - in next 50 years


     *   Don't listen to Crony Capitalists who promise it in 5 years


     *   Vote for us


     *   Vote for Dynasty



People  of  India  ,



While casting your vote , remember that this is the hidden Manifesto of Congress  !



*   hemen  parekh  (  20  April  2014  /  Mumbai  )

   
  



Thursday, 17 April 2014

To Be or not To Be ?



Shakespeare would say , " That is the question "


For Federal Reserve Board of Revenue ( Pakistan ) , that question was ,


"  What to publish ?  And what not to publish ? "


It seems , in Pakistan , only 1 million people [ out of a population of 140 million ] , pay income tax


Finally , the Board published the names of those 1 million ( running into a 17,000 page directory ) , with the amount of tax paid by each


To give to Pakistan , a loan of $ 6.7 billion ( approx Rs 41* Thousand * Crores )  , the International Monetary Fund ( IMF ) , insisted on such a publication


Now , in India , we have 40 million people who pay personal income tax ( out of a population of approx 1220 million )


Obviously , for India's Income Tax Department , it would be an impossible task to publish their names in a directory - which could possibly run into 17,000*40 pages  !


Then again , India has no need for an IMF loan , what with its Personal Income Tax revenue amounting to , Rs 2.47*Lakh*Crores


And if the incoming government at the Centre , dares to implement my suggestion of INVERSE TAXATION regime , that revenue could go up 100 times  !


Simply , " Inverse " the tax slabs as follows :


>    Up to  Rs 2 lakhs..................... NIL

>    2.1 - 5.0 lakhs......................   10 %

>    5.1  - 10 lakhs.......................   8 %

>    10.1 - 20 lakhs......................   6 %

>    20.1  - 50 lakhs.....................   5 %

>    50.1 - 100 lakhs.....................  3 %

>    Above 100 lakhs...................... 1 %


What is likely to happen with such " INVERSE  TAXATION  " regime  ?


Following few things :


>  Total personal tax payer base will go up dramatically from current 4
     crores tax-payers


>   Total personal tax collection too , will rise dramatically


>  with this " INVERSE  TAX  REGIME " , there will be no incentive to  evade
    taxes and to generate " BLACK  MONEY  "


>  There will be no resistance to accept ALL payments by cheque / electronic
     clearance  !


 >  The more you disclose as your income , the less you pay by way of taxes
     ( Of course , incrementally  )


>  For a change , we will learn to reward honesty / efficiency / productivity !

    No need to bribe those Income Tax officers  !


>  Lakhs of crores of BLACK MONEY , stashed away in bank
     lockers / gold / land - and , of course those Swiss bank accounts  - will ,
     become " WHITE  MONEY " , overnight  !


>  There will be a huge surge in bank deposits ( - even with , the inevitable
    lower interest rates )


>  Banks will be awash with funds to finance businesses / infrastructure
    projects etc , encouraging entrepreneurs / self-employed to set up new
   businesses ( at 2 % interest rates of loans ) and generate millions of jobs


>  There will be a phenomenal rise in Capital Markets



Only questions are  :


>  To innovate or not  ?



>  To think out-of-the-box or not  ?


>  To feed poor or to teach them how to fish  ?


>  To enable people to earn more or to subsidize their expenditure  ?

  
>  To let people stand on their own legs or continue "Dependency Culture" ?


>  What is possible ?  To reverse the human greed or try and  harness it  ?



*  hemen  parekh  ( 18 April 2014 / Mumbai )




Tuesday, 15 April 2014

Down with Dictator ?



Congressmen ( - including ex-Congressmen like Sharad Pawar ) , do not tire of calling Narendra Modi , a DICTATOR


And every other party , afraid of losing its Lok Sabha seats , echoes


Congressmen are warning 814 million voters ,



“  Look ,
  
   If NaMo comes to power , he will take decisions

   How dreadful  !

   Look at his audacity – taking decisions

   Doesn’t he know that “ Decisiveness “ is a , debilitating
   disease of decadent Crony Capitalists  ?

   Have you ever seen us taking decisions  ?

   Ask any farmer putting a rope around his neck !


   We never do

   
   We believe in perpetual procrastination

   We believe in Democracy

   Occasionally , we even believe in Mobo-cracy ( eg : 1984  )

   We leave it to the Dynasty to take decisions


   Can’t believe  ?


   Read Sanjaya Baru’s book “ An Accidental Prime Minister

   ( Much as we would like to ban it , we will not decide on our own )

   Or , look up  P C Parakh’s book ,

   “ Crusader or Conspirator ?

   It will dispel any lingering doubts that you may have , as to WHO in

   UPA – 2 , takes the decisions  !


   We abhor Dictatorship

   We strictly abide by the Dynasty – ship


   You cannot find us making any honest mistakes , because we never

   take any honest decisions  !


   Now don’t ask ,

   What about 2G / 3G / CWG / CoalGate / Irrigation / Land-Grab etc ?

   Those were NOT honest decisions  !


   And believe us ,

   Maya / Mamta / Jaya are no better than “ Daughters of Dictator “  !

   They too , take decisions



   COUNTRYMEN ,



   Beware of Decision – Takers

   Don’t vote for them


   Vote for us

   Vote for Status Quo

   Vote for “ More of the same “

   Vote for Yesterday

   Vote for Dynasty

   Vote for Darkness  “



*  hemen  Parekh  ( 14 April 2014 / Mumbai )