Here is a parody that I found in the Editorial section of yesterday’s
Economic Times :
How
to stand out as a problem-solver: Trump is master of (seemingly) fixing things
in 4 easy steps
Extract:
Trump announced he's closing the Hormuz Strait. Which was closed by the
Iranians anyway. Then, with the US not being able to close it, he declared he
was opening it. Even if it's still closed by Iran.
Delusional Don? Not at all. He's perfected the art of problem-solving in
4 easy steps:
1. Create a problem.
2. Amplify it.
3. Proceed to solve the problem.
4. Declare it solved, even if the problem created hasn't been fixed.
This is the genius of the 'solution-through-problem'
model. Why wait for reality to hand you a crisis
when you can manufacture one wholesale?
Set your house on fire, so that you can hog the news by bravely pointing
a garden hose to douse the flames.
Actually, Trump's approach to everything -.
trade wars, social media wars, actual wars - fits neatly into this 'cart before the horse before the cart' choreography.
In a way, it's the good old Brahma-Vishnu-Maheshwar format with a twist:
add to the create-preserve-destroy spin cycle 'confuse'.
So, along with the Trimurti, put in a big spoon of Narad Muni, notorious
for being meddlesome, provoking quarrels between both devas and asuras for his
own entertainment.
The brilliance, as in almost everything these days, lies in the optics:
the bigger the mess, the bigger the stage for the clean-up act. And bewildered
yet entertained, we keep buying tickets for the 'forever show'
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Trump's patented
Crisis-n-Fix™ Strategy: The Ultimate 4D Chess Move!
BREAKING: In a move so genius it hurts, Donald J. Trump unveils his ONE
TRUE STRATEGY – Create Epic Crises, Then Heroically 'Fix' Them! Liberals
in shambles!
Folks, it's YUGE.
It's the art of the STEAL... er, DEAL.
Picture this: You're the greatest firefighter EVER, but first, you light the house on
fire yourself. Then – BOOM! – you put it out and everyone cheers! "Trump saved
my home!" they scream, ignoring the arson kit in your pocket labeled "MAGA
Matches."
Step 1: Create the Crisis (The Best Crises, Believe
Me)
· Border 'Invasion':
Invent a caravan horde from nowhere. Build a wall
nobody asked for. Mexico? Still laughing.
· Deadly Virus:
Call it a hoax. Watch it explode. Warp Speed!
(Fine print: Scientists did that.)
· Economy Crash: T
ariffs = trade war. Then "phase one
deal" = same old crap, but tweetstorm!
· Elections:
Cry fraud before votes counted. Then "stop
the steal" – your own grift goldmine.
Step 2: Claim Victory (Crowd Goes Wild!)
"I fixed it SINGLE-HANDEDLY! Nobody else could!" Rally chants: "USA! USA!"
(Translation: "Pay my
legal fees!")
Experts baffled: "It's like a doctor giving you cancer, then charging for chemo."
But Trump? "Fake news!
Tremendous success!"
Coming 2024:
Debt ceiling Armageddon? Trump 'negotiates' after starting the fight.
Genius!
Disclaimer: Results may vary. Side effects include indictments, bankruptcies, and
golden
showers of hype. Not responsible for reality checks.
#MAGA #Winning #CrisisFixed (by me!)
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